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They just kinda slid her in on us at the last moment.
Uh, no, I think I better call you back.
And they needed a replacement. So...
Good evening, Mrs. Belding.
Put her out for a few more hours.
Thrilling? Did you read the fine print on the bottom of the page?
There's a curfew.
Jaime Sommers, Miss California,
I wish I'd never met you, boy
Will you come for me when it's almost my turn, Helen?
I never realized how selfish I was,
but a pageant of the loveliest women in our country.
(GRUNTS)
Tomorrow it is Paris. Have a good night.
You'll never come again
Will you hurry please? Mrs. Belding's here.
May I have the envelope, please, Mr. Brady.
Rolling down on my face
It's 11:00.
I'll send it to you. Hold on a minute.
Now, do as you're told, and she'll stay alive.
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
There's also an Oscar Mayer who makes wieners.
(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
Oh, Jaime!
Of course it's okay, Helen.
Well, l... Look, every girl here wants that crown badly.
before anything can happen to it.
Miss Utah!
Hi, Mrs. Belding.
Brian?
I still don't understand.
She's a little under the weather.
the Miss United States Pageant!
This is Oscar Goldman. I'm six blocks from the Ambassador.
has counted the judges' votes.
You promised me that crown!
But I can't do it. I'm involved with that Defense Department theft.
we're gonna show you taped highlights of that talent competition.
and that doesn't give us much time.
once taught me a very old Chinese proverb.
Wait a second. The man in the car.
Oh, it's not gonna fit!
Oh.
My feelings
RAYMOND: Well, that ends our question and answer portion.
Miss Oklahoma!
Goldman to base. I want 10 backup units immediately.