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Thanks, Smokey.
What did it feel like?
Frank Murphy, saved my ass again. Boy, you keep up like this,
but this one might break her.
Okay, but don't look at me.
Yeah, this is getting good.
who humiliated me in front of my family!
You have to speak slower.
And...
- Since when do you read? - Since when do you care?
Mr. Holtenwasser, tell them the story you told me in the car.
All you're doing is talking about the future.
And then a little "trim."
it's two o'clock.
Ah! You chipped my tooth!
Ready for your haircut?
What the hell?
Oh It’s freezing out
- Are you okay? - What?
What the hell?
Oh, man... if they hadn't removed the nipple that grew inside my cheek,
Thanks.
And Christ, I have to take a piss.
- It's not that bad. Let me get it. - Agh!
It was only a pen!
She dancing like a stripper in the window
- Where are we going? - It's on Eisenhower Street.
Okay, no one can hear us in here.
I wanna touch your penis
Oh, shit!
- I'm nine. - Put your father on the phone.