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We declare war on people who use the metric system.
Since I'm your father and I'll put you through that fucking wall!
You can't pee on it. He'll haunt us.
I might regret it later,
It's happening. It's really happening.
Every day of my life.
"Finders keepers" doesn't apply to lost children!
10,000 computations in five minutes.
Your Salad Tosser is a one-in-a-million product.
Did you drop a glazed doughnut on your lap?
Stupid thing won't go away.
Oh, fucking Kevin! Shit! Shit!
Frank Murphy, you are so fucking white.
- Okay, I'm in. - Great.
And now I still have the money. That felt so good!
- Dad! - Bill!
Oh, this is exhilarating!
I don't want any trouble.
So, my dad missed that too?
Fucking Immigrants
Enjoy your heroin.
But, Dad, you said you'd take me to hockey tryouts at 10:30.
Here I go.
Oh yeah crybaby
Let the family go hungry?
will be my last day as what we, in this time, call a virgin.
That must hurt.
My dad said he'd take me to Honeybees, but he didn't show up.
Cigarettes?
"I'll be home by noon! I'll be home by noon!"
Yes! Yes!
- Bob, I... - Go! Go! Go! Go!
You know what I mean!
Now I'm the one holding the key, Frank!