Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! So stupid!

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Everything sucks today. You want to finish my omelet?

- You just blew ten grand, you dizzy... - ...broad.

Vic's got some Emu sweaters you can borrow.

Now, if you'll excuse me, this high school needs their cigarettes.

Sue, my office, please.

Look at that six-foot, two-inch toddler Dunbarton expects me to babysit!

What's next? They're gonna make us use chopsticks to eat soup?

I see everything!

Fuck your daughter!

Well, I can give you a ride to your youth meeting.

Meet me in the ladies room in an hour.

Screw him and screw the rules.

Ooh. It's freezing out.

Can you take me to Honeybee Scouts?

There's no eggs either!

My dad already made me "Wuv You Waffles,"

Then fuck you forever!

Don't worry, Vivian, I'll never pitch another stupid product again.

That's like fitting half a book in a box the size of this room!

She dancing like a stripper in the pole

- What the fuck is wrong with you?! - Nothing!

Well, the kids are gonna be late for school

I've passed enough kidney stones to fill the bottom of a fish tank.

my wife and I moved to a little town called Liberty... Mississippi.

Just lock them in, throw a can of tuna on the couch and see which one survives.