Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I had a Jesus, it would be him.

Yeah. It's cold and... hard.

Fine! Work yourself to death. See if I care.

Hi there, Mr. Merlin's Monocle.

- Husband. - Major, no!

You like that? Am I doing it right?

How many of you have ever had to lie in a latrine, pretending to be dead?

Please don't let me wake up.

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Now to pay for my transmission.

I'm locked out.

There's no cereal!

- Fine, I will! - Then good!

- Honey, rest up today. - I can't.

Yes, but of course I have a condom.

But you signed my death warrant with it!

and apparently I'm the only one around here who cares.

We left because our front yard kept catching fire.

and a Polaroid of your cooter.

- Hot water bottle. - You sleep with it!

Let's go, chop-chop.

You girls like to play games.

I broke my stick because my fucking dad can't take me to tryouts.

Ah, Jeez. I can't.

Maureen is boring And we're all snoring!

Almost enough time to calmly prepare for my life to change forever.

And so in 1952,