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it'd be impossible for you to get pregnant.
Sorry, what?
Thanks.
-Yes, we should. Let's go. -Okay. Let's go.
And I never will be.
Yeah. Me too.
-[music stops] -[cell phone rings]
What?
[Nick inhales]
Fingers and toes.
And there have been some good lists, historically.
-they'll throw me in jail or something. -What?
with impish good looks.
It's yours.
[engine revs]
No.
-Hi. -Hey.
You can drink.
Oh, shit.
-It can't. -Okay.
Do you want it to be positive or do you not?
I am so sorry, Nick. I hope I didn't get you in any trouble.
You're not pregnant.
-Okay. -Yup.
-I know. I saw that Charlize Theron movie. -Which one?
Maybe our luck has changed.
[ecstatic moaning]
-Thank you. -Yeah.
Okay.
Even though it hasn't been that long? Do I sound like an idiot?
[soft rock music playing]
Get the fuck out of my house!
Thank you, though. For everything.
Nausea, fainting, sweats. You thrown up at all?
No. I said I don't think it's for pussies.