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his mom needed an eye operation, shit like that.
Look, we need money, and I said as much to him,
With my fuckin' Chevron card? No, uh-uh, give it back.
She always bustin' my balls whenever I'm out with the bitch.
Everyone has their own fucked-upness.
No, I didn't, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Dog!
For a guy who comes out with felony strikes,
What do you do then?
So I guess we just stake out his house, right?
Look, look, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Your wife's gonna be safe, and you're gonna be fine.
Yeah, she's been bringin' her boyfriend over to the house.
I think it made me hate all music, period.
It's gonna be 1,500.
because I'm willin' to alter those things because I believe in redemption, right?
Nah, I'll get us a real good gig.
We all did our piece at different times, and I was the last to come out,
that you're ready to glue your fuckin' life back together,
No, sir, we can't do that. I just am surprised is all.
I know you know what's what.
Take the baby, take the fucking baby.
Please, just take our money.
The dude that got clipped in the nursery was Brennan.
Life without the possibility of parole.
We're real close.
She really gets me going, I tell ya.
like, stuck under, like, six or seven things.
The truth of the fuckin' matter is I don't know fuckin' anything.
It's all cool, brother.
You know it takes 1.1 gallons of water to grown an almond?
Okay, Mamita, you like that?
Sure, have it right here.
It was you.
Yeah.
You'll see.
Get the fuck outta here, that's right!
Pervert! You drug addict fuckin' pervert!
- Motherfucker. - You ready?
How we doin' back there, Dorothy?
Who the fuck is she?
But, on the other hand, you didn't try to cheat him
I guess you could call it like... Like a resort spot.
Why don't you just fuckin' humor me?
- That it? - The fuck?
Fuck!
- Come on, Dog, you're my friend. - No, no, no, like a true friend.
Like the old fudge puncher said, a man kills the thing he loves.
...at, uh, at Captain Taco's.
- You never fucked me over. - No.
Just as long as you do as I say, which doesn't seem to be a problem.
You're not gonna try anything, are ya?
The way I see it, we can keep doin' this nickel and dime shit,
I thought maybe you did, 'cause that Brennan guy hasn't shown up for anything.
- He doin' anything? - Well, not yet.
Uh-huh, you're gettin' the fuck out now!
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
to rape and murder your kids?
Empty calories.
Actually, my mom and dad took me to Niagara Falls once.
and really can't picture Chepe and Grecco
- I like those guys. - Uh-huh, me, too.
so he'll get over it, I hope. I hope.
- The baby? - No, the body.
- This ain't no cop car. - Fuck, no, it ain't.
Yeah, that don't add up.
and make myself a person that doesn't make me
So can I just ask you,
'cause we got people outside, ya see?
That's fucked up, man.
I'm not referring to your weight.
Fuck me!
Freeze!
You sound like him, too.
in a job we got from our probation officer or an outreach program
Versace.
You know what I don't use my computer for?
It was my job to take care of the crew.
I don't hang out to have fun.
Okay.
of Troy Cameron and Dieson Carson after an armed pursuit...
Okay, shoot.
that now they just call him Guard.
Dis. No.
Hey, man, where the fuck we at?