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She's somethin', but I can't really figure out what she is.
I thought we were doing homework together.
You like those classic movie stars from the '30s, like Cagney, Bogart, Edward G?
It's, like, the worst thing in the world.
- Hey, hey! - Carmen!
Come on, man, I don't need to.
so I think we are agreed that that cannot happen.
It's under the front seat.
- Ooh. - Shit!
I... I gut fish.
so don't think you can fake me out on this because I will kill you.
- Gonna need three. - So who you got?
Oh, you just make fun of him because he's a Hindu,
Very same.
- Take these. - Oh, thanks for the help.
Hey, bro, look at this.
How 'bout it's two o'clock in the morning
this deadbeat that owes me a lot of money, the way I see it, he is so fucked up,
- I see the blow, where's the money? - Ain't no money.
Hey, hey, call Evie, man, tell her to come bail me out this motherfucker.
- You remember that? - Mm-hmm.
You have to understand, Diesel is a big lug nut looking dude, but he's very bright.
- By the bagel place. - Okay, peace.
Yeah, I know what the fuck you're talkin' about, dude.
Woo!
And I promise you, the only person who's gonna go down outta this is gonna be me.
I don't have time for this shit.
I think they've been watchin' too much Black Entertainment Television or somethin'.
I'm not shittin', man, this is serious.
and anything other than that, you're a piece of shit.
that you can, like, alter it?
Me? Nah, I ain't got no ID.
These hood rats, man.
Who is, uh, I don't know, 62, is gonna pull out her AK-47?
You ever been inside, Reverend? In the joint?
Take the wheel, Jack. Reggie wants to ride.
buys himself a big ole house in Brantlow,
I really like my scotch neat and this fuckin' bozo insists that I take it on the rocks.
It's upstairs! I said it was upstairs!
Step outta the car, face the car, put your hands behind your head.
Chris don't do shit but lay around all day,
Technically, it isn't any.
Carjack some old guy like some nigger from the projects?
He talks like that, says, Mr. Cracker, if you're so smart and I'm so dumb,
Whatever it is, let's get it on the fuckin' table right now.
Why you have to make such problem of it, huh?
It means we're out of money.
how about some extra TLC for $300?
you're never 100 percent sure who your friends are.
But I just wanna say this, and I'm not tryin' to be melodramatic.
You know what I fuckin' love? Check it out.
Well, that's interesting.
What the fuck do I use my computer for?
Look, look, look, I don't wanna seem crazy.
there's absolutely no way I can fuckin' say no to that.
everyone's got their own form of preparation, all right?
Yo.
I have a number for him in Canton.
before we split, I wanna have a sit-down with you, okay?
- What is it? - It's $5,000.
he's gonna help me edit my album.
See, people pretty much can't stand Mad Dog, and I get it, I do.
I said, It would be a bad choice for me.
Aw, shit, bro, haven't you ever done sanitation?
you know that place we're goin', it's like totally close, so it won't be a problem.
You know, a do-over on...
And, I guess what I'm sayin' is...
Have you ever heard of a gemstone called Black Tourmaline?
Just go to the left.
- We did in fact, yes. - Uh-huh.
Well, Grecco still thinks he might be able to get us
So... So what's what? I mean, what are we gonna do here?
Will you step out of the vehicle, please?
- Step out of the car, please. - What?
This is the type of business where you're gonna meet a bitch like that.
Because the management has determined that when people drink drinks without ice,
It's not gonna kill ya.
Hey, pussy, you had enough?
I mean, if it came down to it, I would literally eat a gun
Yeah, you're a good man. Well, all right, here's what.
I'll get ya some dough and we'll see what we're gonna do about Chepe.
Just get the fuck out of the fucking car!
So the bottom line is, Chepe has been patient.
Get down on the floor, face down, face down.
We've got your kid, now calm down. He's all right.
- You don't wanna go up there. - Why?
- All right then. - Troy.
Just relax, let it come.
But my feeling is, where we stand right now,
Yeah, it was shut down since I was maybe 25.
Where's the thing you put in the baby's mouth? What's it called? A dick?