Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHAT KIND OF STAIN WAS IT?
GRAVIES MAYBE, SOMETHING IN THE GRAVY CATEGORY?
THAT'S ANOTHER THING.
- YEAH, REALLY? GO AHEAD AND DO IT. - I HAVE A LOT OF PULL.
I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU IN MY OWN WAY.
- WHO JUST SAID--? - I HEARD YOU!
AND THE SAUSAGE AND EVERYTHING.
PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE ANONYMOUS.
THAT'S HILARIOUS-- "HEY, CHERYL, GUESS WHO JERKED OFF ON OUR BLANKET?
DO I SMELL FOOD? COME HERE, AUNTIE.
- YEAH, SHE BANNED HIM. - REALLY?
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? - NO, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
WELL, TELL ME 'CAUSE I LIKE NEW ISSUES.
I WONDER IF COOKING GOOD IS HEREDITARY.
SEE 'EM?
- LEON. - LARRY.
COME ON OVER AND WHACK OFF. HAVE A GOOD TIME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU THROW IT IN.
Auntie Rae: ALL RIGHT.
THIS ANONYMOUS IS TED?
LOOK AT YOU, BOY. BABY GIRL!
IT'S THAT JACKALIT, RIGHT?
- UM... I KNOW I'M BANNED FROM THE HOUSE AND ALL-- - YEAH?
WHO'S ANONYMOUS, THEN?
- I'M PROUD OF YOU. - ANONYMOUS.
AND KICKED YOU IN YOUR OWN ASSHOLE. YOU FEEL ME?
- YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, LARRY-- - WELL, IF YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE GO AHEAD.
IN FOURTH GRADE? GET YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS OFF OF ME!
WHAT AM I DOING, JACKING OFF TO "ANDY GRIFFITH"?
SURE, LARRY, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
AND YOU CHOKED IT ON SAMMY'S TEDDY BEAR
- I LOVE THE FOUR QUESTIONS. - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I BROUGHT IT INTO THAT DRY CLEANER AND THEY GAVE IT TO YOU BY MISTAKE.
SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, LARRY.
IF HE'S BANNED, YOU'RE BANNED!
AND THERE'S NO OVERSIGHT. IT'S JUST COMPLETE CHAOS
YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN THE BLANKET.
WHAT KIND OF CUM WAS IT, FIRST OF ALL?
I NEVER GET ANY STUFF FROM THE DRY CLEANER.
- OKAY, GOOD! DON'T FORGET. - I'M NOT!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I TELL YOU WHAT: I'D RATHER HAVE
YOU DON'T JERK OFF IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S HOME!
( all laughing )
IT'S TED.
- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT. - YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
HE NEVER GAVE IT BACK.
YOU ARE SUCH A HERO.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE ABOUT THAT.