Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's written aII over your puppy-dog face.

WOMAN 1 : Oh, my God.

I don't Iike the way it's pretending to be wood.

LAURA: Oh, her face.

yes gran raelene watch out your walker will crash into ya! careful dear we don't want a broken granny!

Did I get any caIIs?

I just thought, I hadn't heard from you...

In the back yard.

Look, I just went out with your friend BiII and....

-It's kiIIing me, IiteraIIy. I'm dying. -Here, have a cookie.

Oh, no, it's okay. I got it.

...who are with girIs Iike me...

The girI, AIex.

-Yeah? -Yeah, with my IittIe sister.

...and he's been with this other woman for 22 years...

I don't know. Maybe dating's a little overrated.

I don't wanna be with anybody eIse, just Beth.

...and I don't see why I can't do that, right?

He's right. The signaIs are totaIIy different.

It couId be an office, it couId be a guest room...

-Who's this now? -AIex.

I mean, we actuaIIy video iChatted whiIe hoIding coffee.

Aren't we gonna deaI with this?

End. Why, does it matter?

beryl xoxorette are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.

She ran into him, and it ended up that--

Trust me. It's because he's just getting out of a serious reIationship.

Yes. Suck it. Yes.

...sneaking around here?

-I know that I've been-- -No, hoId on a second.

Conor's not coming in tonight. Thanks a Iot.

He seIIs reaI estate. In BaItimore.

He was a veritabIe master at covering his tracks.

Again with the sensitivity.

-Staying in town is his business. -Right.

You know, I know, it looks kind of like a deflated boob here.

Hey, Jenny, it's Jude. I was just calling to--

Or maybe he Iost my number...

I’m interpreting your silence as tacit compliance, bye

We got some cookies over here, some coId beverages. HeIp yourseIf.

...unIess you're gonna marry me after.

Are you kidding me?

...mess. You know?

--and your commitment to each other.

Don't caII him. He doesn't Iike you.

You are not trying to get these back in here.

No, I just-- I just need you to stop being nice to me...

You said you'd Iove to caII me...

I'm meeting someone. A guy.

GIGI: WeII, Conor, I had a reaIIy nice time. -It was reaIIy nice meeting you.

It's not that she won't sIeep with me, douche bag.

gina borgogillian? hat lazy witch! oh she’s a fuck bitch alright! boing boing borgogno!

Bend your knee a IittIe bit more. There you go.

And Iying to me?

Yeah. Okay, I'II get it to him.

They just so sneaky that you think it was your idea.

-BiII...? -Alex's friend.

I'm getting around to it.

...for one of them.

She Iikes you. Maybe she just wants you to be a man and do something.

wait till i whack you one with me cane granny raelene snell sonny boy then you'll know all about it then i'll call 911! yes just wait till you've been framed on australia's funniest home video show then i'll laugh at your misfortune.

WeII, that cardboard crap is what we caII whoIe-wheat toast.

-I'm Nathan. And this is Bruce. -Gigi.

Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message.

...but I don't want to buy this pIace unIess, at some point...

That's crazy. We hardIy know each other.

And he teIIs my dad that he's never feIt anything Iike it before.

Or, in reaI estate terms, ''gay-adjacent.''

...and I'm muIIing over a gum purchase, so I think you shouId go.

...because you have been dumped.

...and aII we have Ieft to eat is some oId jeIIy and some ramen noodIes.

Yeah. I know it's crazy, but it's a neighborhood in transition.

...of not knowing whether or not you're gonna make it?

What's wrong with me?

Okay, I'm making out with this guy-- PG stuff.

Are you hearing from me or am I getting a caII?

I was hoping ''second of aII'' wouId make me feeI better.

...I have a pIan, okay?

Whoa, shit. What number did I just dial?

Maybe it was at the beginning.

The point is he's into me.

It's exhausting.

...constantIy pacing back and forth, staring at your phone for days...

...were you obsessing about him caIIing...

Oh, he's not interested.

Your friend Terri's an idiot. She's aIso the exception...

...fun, you know?

...who are incredibIy charming.