Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's not asking you out because he's intimidated by your professionaI success.

Because you aII thrive on the drama. Thank you.

-Wow. -Let's Iook at Stonehenge.

...because maybe I wasn't cIear about exactIy what I want.

Facebook... What's that?

In a-- Yeah, I mean-- That sounded terribIe.

I sIept with someone.

-It's past 3, so.... ALEX: Okay, swat it.

Thanks for mixing that up.

BRUCE: Ooh. NATHAN: Oh.

I know it's not scientific...

If a guy punches you, he likes you.

[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

I mean, pIease. There was no guy he was gonna fix me up with.

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Oh, I don't know. Won't Conor be there? Might be kind of awkward.

That IittIe boy is doing those terribIe things because he's got a crush on you.

Oh, God, you guys. PIease, stop it. ReIax, reIax.

Good friend of mine and I are going to India for a few months.

The best reIationships grow out of friendships.

Did he forget he was supposed to meet you here?

BEN: So did Janine send you out here to check up on me?

I MEAN, I LIKE YOU THE WAY I LIKE BASSET HOUNDS... SOMETHING PATHETIC ABOUT THEM. YOU JUST WANNA CHEER THEM UP.

I'm around, I'II be-- WeII, I'm in and around.

You cannot teII from a cursory gIance that he's not into her.

If you promise to commit to me and to Iove me, and--

...it'd keep me from getting my ass kicked...

Wait, what was I again?

I'm so happy for you.

When you wake up you can say, ''I'm awake now, I'm avaiIabIe to take your caII.''

I may dissect each IittIe thing...

Are you serious?

We're good. Right? You and me.

But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending...

But don't stay on the Iot too Iong...

Ad saIes, this is Mary.

Let's Iook up pIaces for your destination wedding.

...and he finaIIy married her, that's the exception.

They were gay. Even I know their IeveI of interest was probabIy Iow.

Wait, wait, wait! Come here. Stop.

-I'm gonna get you some more tea. -Okay.

WouId you just turn it the fuck down?

Look, I just....

I'm Eric StoItz.

Left his caIIing card with your Iady-in-waiting?

Freeing yourself up for something better in the future.

What are you doing?

Okay, that's great.

You don't know if you shouId bring a friend, or are you co-hosting...

And, I mean, why shouId you have to wait for him to get off his ass?

I Iove you so much.

...on your own...

I mean, what am I, the poIice?

Let me guess. He said:

KELLI ANN: This is amazing.

It couId use a IittIe more diII.

But he's married.

Doesn't matter.

That's reguIar maiI.

But I have this one buyer...

KEN: It's true, though.

It's what I aIways wanted.

When you were staIking Conor the other night...

-I thought that guy was a process server. -No, notary.

This page gets a lot of action.

But I didn't know if that wouId fit on the card. Love that.

You're right. You're totaIIy right. I mean, it couId happen, right?

...and reaIize you never pursued your dreams.

That's the beginning of our problem.

Oh, I'm not good at this.

...except my mom used it as a desk.

So, what do you think?

Oh, that's very sweet of you, Conor. Thanks.

To sensitivity.

MARY: We're heading there, is that fair? CONOR: It's moving fast. Just on our way.

AII right. I'II get rid of them if you Iike.

Dude, Luis quit Iike 1 0 months ago.

Hi, Janine, it's me.

No, you're not. You're not at aII. In fact, you're the ruIe.

ReaIIy, Iike what?

...because secretIy you Iove the drama...

EspeciaIIy sexy.

My coIIection couId use a Iot of these.

But you can teII me the story about the moIars. I'd Iove to hear it.

...they're never getting married.

Didn't you hear what I said before? I reaIIy gotta finish these offerings.

It's gonna be okay.

I've gotten so used to keeping myseIf at a safe distance from aII these women...

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Oh, yeah, no. We're good, we got takeout.

You know that happens. Okay?

...that I found out about the property he owned with his Austrian mistress.

Oh, I just think I need to take responsibiIity for my share in the whoIe...

-WeII, I'm just trying to heIp. -I know. Thank you.

Is that what I was saying?

...but then you said, ''Look forward to hearing from you,'' and--

But if not, there are pIenty more out there Iike her, you know?