Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait a minute.
Mm-hm. And we both win.
...here we are. Same shift again.
-Sorry. -Are you okay?
Why?
Oh, this is Gigi. CaII me.
No, that's fine. You just have one thing, so....
Very nice.
-Oh, what game are we pIaying? -Oh, sorry, Nash.
And he mentions that he's going out of town, he's gonna be out of touch.
WeII, yeah. Okay, don't start doodIing my name on your binder, okay?
Yeah.
Now you're moving out?
Oh yeah? What, you got a hot date?
Even if things don't quite work out.
I know we said we'd wait to taIk about it.
The fix-up was him.
-But I honestly think he's expect-- -Okay.
I'm retired, I'II say what I want to.
I can't do this.
MAN: Let's go, AIex.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
-Are you my savior or something? -No.
JANINE: Why do you bother Iocking it?
You think he wants to hang on to this vinyI?
beryl busted the higher balcony and bali with her bop and bop roll in burbridge and busted her barley sugars. and she busted the blore and broke the bad busted table.
...but I think I know a nice guy who might actuaIIy Iike you.
Thanks. Did any guys hit on you? A Iot of them here.
Where? Where's he going that he's gonna be out of touch?
-What? -This tiIe is too smaII.
Just be up front and teII peopIe what you reaIIy are.
No exceptions.
No, ma'am. My guys, they don't smoke on the job site. They're good guys.
It's too bad cousins can't marry, because then we couId maybe--
Drinks spiII, which is perfect for him, because now....
They do it because they're insecure...
Amazing.
And....
Kind of given up on you when you didn't caII me back.
WOMAN 2: Ken, just try to breathe. MAN 2: CaII 91 1 .
Hi. Are you good?
But we're way understaffed tonight. I even have to man the bar.
Thanks.
WeII, we'd been together since coIIege and she gave me an uItimatum.
...do you know why that IittIe boy did those things and said those things?
Wait, did you mean ''neutraI,'' or ''gender-neutraI''?
I don't know what happened or why we stopped. I don't care.
Why are you sharing aII of this inside dating information with me again?
PAIGE: You just did it again. That was a pause.
...but I'm just saying, you were warned.
...I caIIed him.
[VAN MORRISON'S ''I GOT A WOMAN'' BLARING ON RECORD PLAYER]
I forced him into getting married.
...you are reaIIy freaking out.
You're right. Okay.
-How are you? -Good.
You're too pretty and too awesome.
And our new brother wouId Iike to co-opt Dad's property before he's even dead.
What?
Nobody wants to be aII in one coIumn.
WeII, you couId-- You couId give me your card.
Gigi, he's not coming.
BEN: Okay.
You know what? Let's just say that you'II caII me...
Watch this. She's going on about her macrobiotic diet.
We've been together for over seven years.
You know, my sister's friend.
Are you okay?
Oh, my Mary
It's AIex.
Gigi, he's my husband.
PeopIe who have just had a heart attack are generaIIy not advised...
ANNA: Wow.
-Did you say it's past 3? -Yeah.
Yeah, he did great work.
So what you're saying is...
It's amazing where 1 0 shots of Patron wiII get you.
I mean, we have a contract.
Okay, Iet me just see if I understand.
And somehow even he's married.
I'm Gigi. I went out with Conor Iast week.
hey dear
[DIAL TONE]
Hey.
That's a Iot of prepositions.
-It's much cIassier. -My thoughts exactIy.
Just wondering how you're doing.
-Yes. -He can't handIe it.
Or there's the possibiIity...
This is Bill.
Okay, you're right. You're right.
-That's it. -Okay.
Hey.
It's because he Iikes you.
Gay or straight, you're not gonna get anywhere by being inactive.
You're reaIIy hot.
...found some arts camp in the Berkshires...
You're made out of poo!
-No. -No.
And I just thought I shouId reaIIy return it before he, you know, freaks out.
The hostess is giving me shit for not wearing a bIack shirt.
So how do you guys know AIex?
Go. What am I?
What?
This whoIe renovation thing's getting to you because nothing's happening.
Okay.
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, wouId you guys pIease just turn that down a bit? Dad's trying to sIeep.
You Iook Iike shit.
I had this guy Ieave me a voicemaiI at work, so I caIIed him at home.
Oh, yeah.
Sister's what?
JANINE: You want coffee?
-Just drive. -ReIax.
Because that's you.
WeII, I figured it was no coincidence.
Wow. You caved.
Dana, I'm working. I'm stiII going over some offering statements. You gotta--
He caIIs, he does what he says.
That's it, three seconds or more, it's on.
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? bethany jefferies.
-We aIways caII each other that. -Why?
She wants a massage. She Ieaves cute messages.
WeIcome to my worId, asshoIe.
-Hi. -How are you?
...and I wanted to make sure his girIfriend Iikes it first.
...what you're saying and what you're offering...
...and never found a singIe shred of evidence.
...a great guy.
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey.
I think maybe this is my fauIt...
You didn't hear the phone ring by any chance, did you?
Might I come aboard?
-TotaIIy good sign. -Right?
Look up towards the ceiIing.
-Hi. -Hey.
But I think that we're aImost ready to start taIking about it.
Okay, a guy doesn't Ieave a woman to go taIk to another woman unIess he's....
...but definitely leave a message here first. Thanks.
Oh, yeah.
So why don't you give me a caII...
Right.
I have reaIIy aIways wanted to go there.
Oh.
[CHUCKLES]
-No, that's okay. -Isn't it?
Yeah, pretty much.
EnIighten me.
-You sure? -Yeah.
WeII, where to begin?
-Hi. -Hey.
I know.
...through all the blunders and misread signals...
Oh, Dominic.
Sure.