Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't.
He'II caII.
I gotta get back to work, but good Iuck.
PAIGE: Oh, God, I'm not pregnant.
But that's the same thing, right?
So, I mean, I'm in his bathroom right now.
[SIGHS]
But, you know, keep in mind that her sister Beth is stiII on the market.
He's thinking, ''Dear Christ, get me out of here.''
Yeah, then we started comparing notes.
Thanks.
JUDE [SINGING] : Mary
The ones who will stay from the ones who will leave.
These are not staying.
...because I'II be sIeeping.'' A genius idea.
Oh, my God. I can't beIieve this, it's so exciting.
...I'm reaIIy trying here.
...out.
JANINE: Maybe if you just go over there.
Yes, you're right.
Okay, Iook, now I need to be harsh with you.
Look, KeIIi Ann, what happened between us the other night was fun.
Main menu. To send a message--
...or next year's modeIs are gonna sIip in there and steaI aII--
WeII, I think I've rounded up the Iast of the beer bottIes.
-Javier? -Yeah.
-PIease. PIease. -Okay.
WeII, I doubt he has a stoma.
-Do you wanna go ahead of me? -I'll be up.
He's fIirting with me pretty heaviIy outside of the Handy Mart...
Tons of peopIe make the choice to be aIone. They're happy.
I don't do kidding.
This guy is, Iike, impossibIe not to Iike, you know?
[CROWD CHUCKLING]
Thank you.
There's no girI.
...and so I just figured I'd swing by and see if he was around.
When I see my dog
Hit me up with an oatmeaI raisin, wiII you?
-They don't? -No.
george don't rip me 33° around 89ibs 3kg east NW around 3:00 am area microwave off! boing good riddance faye i won't command that!
He's into me.
Babe?
And if they do, aII they're reaIIy thinking about?
No. He was just...
And the ruIe is this: If a guy doesn't caII you, he doesn't wanna caII you.
-Or, you know, IittIe.... -But it's been a whiIe.
What about that MySpace guy?
There are many peopIe who never get married.
SeriousIy, why?
Yeah. And the second you hear that...
what became of emma cathcart? she went to a fashion show and wet herself.
-They Jedi mind-trick you. -Yes, they do.
And I miss the days where you had one phone number and one answering machine.
PIease say you were working on the nutmeg copy.
Morning, Ryan.
...why you cannot Iive without this other woman.
Franchise pIayer. My boy Marbury.
Excuse me?
[LAUGHS]
The exception to the rule.
MAN [ON TV] : --as the Terps move to mid-ice, trying to....
What do you think?
I'm me.
[HAMMERING]
-Thanks. -Here you go.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
I should probably go.
...just to get rejected by seven different technoIogies.
well you happy now i got a two-bedroom shared apartment? very.
-You don't even know if he's caIIed. -Oh, did he?
But you don't feeI the need...
GIGI: Every movie we see, every story we're told...
Look, aII I'm saying...
-It's ringing. -That's pretty standard.
So Iet me-- Let me be cIear.
Oh, see, when I said ''meeting someone,'' I guess it was kind of a broad term.
By pretending to be gay?
She doesn't Iike you.
I have sIept with her. It's just she, you know....
-No, that's not my boat. -It's definiteIy not.
-Stuff I gotta do. CONOR: Okay. WeII....
-Oh, come on. -Come on, come on.
No, feeIing the need to bring up her name in random conversations.
[MOUTHING] What does that say? What's that say?
...is what every girI wants.
You do?
Sorry I'm Iate.
Going against nature is Iike the cat who suckIed that monkey.
Is that what you want?
Yeah, I feIt Iike we connected.
Don't tiptoe around my feeIings.
Okay....
Oh, I didn't have a second of aII.
Hi. Hi, sweetie.
Maybe he's away on business.
-Yeah. So I'II see you at home. -Okay.
That's true, it does start with an L. Yeah.
So there wiII be pIenty of chances for me to be awkward.
-So they do a soft pass. -Yeah.
Where is this coming from?
Yeah. You remember the boat.
No, there wasn't. There wasn't any hesitation at aII.
ALEX: Hey.
-Why are you here? -My cabIe's out.
Break.
-Seemed Iike a statement. -The question part's impIied.
...she's not sIeeping with you?
Yeah, I'd say so.
...eventuaIIy find this piece of paper and caII you...
What can I get you?
Hi.
I mean, am I not aIIowed to be friends with peopIe that are hot?
I have to activeIy stop my brain from thinking about you.
Guys invented the spark...
...we have a great Iife, you know?
And then out of nowhere it just stops. But she stiII caIIs.
Thank you.
Because we're aII equaI, right?
-Okay. I'II see you Iater. Okay, bye. -Bye.
Probably seems the wrong time to do that, but why not? You know, why not?
I just deposited cash three days ago, so it's just not possibIe.
Don't you wanna find some way...
WeII, maybe you couId just fry me up a coupIe of sausage Iinks.
-Is that not right? PAIGE: No, she didn't.
-Gigi? -Gigi Phillips.
There are no ruIes anymore.
-You know, he wasn't ready. -Janine, this isn't your fauIt.
Okay.
Right. You know what? I'II caII him.
NEIL: Great.
-How you doing? -Good.
...wrote away for information and got accepted on your own.
So Amanda Jones is Conor?
Like, it was good to hear from me...
You wanna come in?
More than equaI.
-Sort of? -WeII, I'm actuaIIy a Wiccan.
This shit is bIack.
Help
MARY: WeII.... -He e-maiIed?
WeII, if it's too fast, I guess we can aIways just--
Hey, what can I teII you?
...is so hard for you to wrap your brain around?
Okay.
I mean, he probabIy hasn't caIIed yet because we just had coffee Iast night.
...but you don't faII in Iove that way either.