Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He ordered more drinks for us when the waitress came.
One drink. Okay?
-You can store those horizontaIIy. -GoodwiII wouIdn't even take these.
Who was that?
So I think the best I can do is...
Why did you do that?
Okay, you are sexy, very sexy.
[SIGHS]
...and put myseIf out there too much...
Ready? LOL.
I do.
...but made me beIieve that I was insane for being suspicious.
...and I stayed after.
[''IF I NEVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN'' BY MAROON 5 PLAYING ON STEREO]
Laura, aIso your husband wouId reaIIy Iike another beer...
WeII, first off, it's not just a bunch of nude farming. Dad.
AII right, Iook, I wanna say something, okay?
I haven't taIked to you in a IittIe whiIe...
GIGI: Do you know who it is? -No.
-You asshoIe. -I'm sorry.
ShouId I--?
Excuse me?
You marry her and you're an asshoIe for marrying before you're ready.
That happens aII the time.
...refuses to caII me.
What, you here?
...when I came home earIy from the MaIdives.
Or whatever.
[SIGHS]
BiII, so you do exist.
Yeah, I did.
Listen, I know it's been a whiIe since you caIIed.
What are you doing?
I'm sitting right in front of you.
-He MySpaced me. -Ouch.
You see how that's kind of confusing?
WeII, what is the point?
Yeah.
EIeven days. And now he's the worId's best husband.
[PHONE RINGING]
You came to my class.
GIRL: Oh, a pass. ALEX: You work too hard.
Okay. Okay. But what if I'm the exception?
KELLI ANN: Why? - Hm?
You've been there, you've seen it. I'm perfectIy capabIe of doing this.
Four categories:
I just mean-- I mean, I Iike you the way I Iike basset hounds.
...so I'm on the precipice of staging a casuaI run-in at the City Supper CIub.
That's great, yeah.
I can do it again.
...and they're insaneIy happy.
WeIcome, everybody. Thanks for coming. I'm Conor.
And that one answering machine housed one cassette tape...
Hey, KeIIi Ann.
what ? what ?
Let me get the door.
We caII each other ''sweetie'' aII the time.
-You make me sick. -I had no choice.
When I do a setup, I weigh the pros and cons.
Observe your breath.
.
BOTH: Bon Jovi.
...if she caIIs you ''cuddIy'' or ''dependabIe.''
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm not smoking, I promise.
Remember that notary pubIic who cheated on me?
... Pooh
I don't think that it's pretending.
And then he teIIs me that he's married.
We'll all meet for drinks and it'll be good.
WeIcome aboard.
If you're not wood, don't try and Iook Iike wood.
What?
Come on, my boy. Take it home.
Gonna take a shower.
It's okay. Maybe we shouId just go Iook at the griIIs and we'II come back.
-I don't know. Not what I expected. -My voice doesn't match my face?
(80S SYNTHESIZED POP SONG PLAYING)
-Your face. -Don't make her cry.
You're just too good a guy.
BEN: ExactIy.
HoId on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the spark thing is buIIshit.
STEVEN: Shit. -Who Iet that happen? It's embarrassing.
Are we good?
[PHONE RINGS]
I don't....
This is a Iie, Ben.
How couId he aIready not Iike me?
It's compIicated.
What happened?
I thought Mary Stuart Masterson was Watts.
[ALEX LAUGHS]
Of course.
Is that an invitation?
I was just thinking about you.
Back when everyone was just going to camp at the Y...
BuIIshit.
Yeah. But my friend Terri once went out with a guy who never caIIed.
Maybe I shouId do a IittIe drive-by?
Was he hot?
Oh, my word.
He'II caII.
I can't stay, I'm totaIIy--
-Oh, can you hoId on? -Okay.
Okay, right. ''BiII.''
MARIEL: WeII, my first husband was unimpressive.
You know, I'm not charming via text.
I know that AIex wasn't just some guy.
mariah! Mariah! Yes we’ll find kfc yes i’m fired boing boing yes eugenie good all? ok mariah yes morgan’s tales tou ok?
And you guys aII buy it. You eat it up and you Iove it.
You must be Beth.
You can't hide it, man.
I'II wait at the bar.
-Yeah. -And?
GIGI: But usually someone is there to offer words of wisdom.
...maybe yeIIow.
I'm the exception.
I'II see you Iater.
Oh, reaIIy. How do you know?
You LYING SACK OF SHIT
Or maybe it was at the end.
-You are not getting rid of these pants. -We had a deaI, mister.
-Get in the cIoset. -What?
BEN: Hello? -Hey, Ben. This is Anna Marks.
Yeah.
Man, you have a gift.
...or shouId you stay to the end to have some aIone time?
You Iying sack of shit!
...Iiving on the boat...
Yeah.
ALEX: Minor oversight.
You have no messages.
WOMAN 2: Ken, are you aII right? MAN: Just cIutched his chest.
Wait, what was I saying again?
ABC Australia that not the scream ABC is working is Pixar lamp?
-No. -No?
And a IittIe pIate of coId cuts, if there are any Ieft.
That I have to stop thinking that every guy wiII change.
I mean...
...because I don't know, I feIt Iike that geIIed.
...by the way. The rare exception.
PAIGE: We're in Iove, you asshoIes.
Okay.