Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay.
[HAMMERING]
I assumed that when I toId you, you wouId want me...
And why exactIy wouId you think that?
Out, maybe? It's Saturday night.
Sign in when you get a second. Make yourseIves at home.
-It's not what she meant in that-- -No, it's got nothing to do with you.
It's insane.
So wait. This was at the end of the date or the beginning of the date?
-Is that the question? -Yes.
Right.
[SCREAMING]
JANINE: It's not Dana.
Yea-- No. I don't think so.
You gotta come back Iater.
It was nice meeting you.
Get it out.
ObviousIy not a coincidence.
Oh, wait.
I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whoIe Iot about you.
ANNA: Hm.
''Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds?''
-Want a gIass of wine? -Sure.
Right. Listen, I was just gonna Ieave a message.
Yeah?
''Dan.''
Texter has yet to make verbaI contact.
Javier.
...and I can't keep pretending that this is something that it's not.
Okay.
Yeah, Iess of the cardboard crap and more reguIar peopIe food.
Oh, yes. I knew it.
Maybe the happy ending is just...
You just won a reaIIy big battIe, my friend. Come on.
Hi. This is torture.
What are you gonna teII her?
No.
-...that tall girl. -Right. She was gross.
And, I mean, I don't know if you saw that Dateline...
WAITRESS: Be right back.
[GIGI LAUGHS]
...just to get rejected by seven different technoIogies.
-Oh, that was a prospective cIient. -Oh.
Oh, no, I'm meeting someone.
That was 22 minutes ago.
Bring your hands together in front of your chest.
They're not. You know why?
...wishing you couId write songs.
Let me finish.
[GIGI LAUGHING]
Yeah. That's not even his dentist, though.
WOMAN 1 : You're doing a great job.
Gonna move. That's one thing we're gonna do.
Sexy and cute are both in the Iooks coIumn.
...for us to work through this?
SeriousIy, Devon, I reaIIy did feeI just a moment, a spIash, of hesitation.
Okay.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
I can't wait to kiss you again.
My dad.
Just, you know.
BETH: We're gonna move.
NATHAN: This is good, this is good. -This is....
Sort of.
That's a great idea.
Then we realized we've both been dumped by every man we've ever been with.
I know you said you had a coupIe of contacts you thought couId heIp me.
That's so weird.
[BEN CLAPPING]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Oh, it's not that. Let me check something.
-He does good work. -Yeah, he does.
Gigi, what have I been saying since I met you?
...is like a self-discovery, as opposed to dating.
GIGI: A girl will never forget the first boy she likes.
[CRYING]
No, sweetie, I'm not smoking.
-...wouId fix me up with such a good kisser? -Back at you, sister.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
-Mm-hm. -Yeah. So it couId be whatever.
I keep teIIing Dana to get that damn Iock fixed.
Yeah, I have an idea.
Are you sure your guys haven't been...
what ?
I bet it's got one of the--
And then.... Oh, there was Don...
I don't know why I'm saying this...
He said he aIways hangs out after work at the City Supper CIub.
Since you asked me 1 1 minutes ago, no. Not a Iot of phone traffic.
...of...
MAN: What do you miss most about marriage?
...or not?
Look up towards the ceiIing.
Okay.
Okay.
But you can onIy be two things.
SeriousIy, stop.
And second of aII?
For me.
...than those reaI husbands are ever gonna be, and....
They didn't have the machinery to move those rocks. They're huge.
I don't think that's reaIIy....
Because you asked me to about three weeks ago.
What?
Hey, buddy, you home?
I know, you're sensitive. Trust me, I get it.
Listen, I gotta go make a Iiquor run, but the food needs some refreshing.
City Supper.
...if she takes a dump in your bathroom...
I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whoIe Iot about it.
Yeah.
No, I Iove it there. But just stop.
It's, Iike, who is this service heIping?
Hey.
He took mine first. Then he gave--
[BEEPING]
You see those guys my sisters are married to--
who's filling in for patricia menitty? patricia iaonconetti.
GIGI: Or maybe the happy ending is this:
A bunch of gay peopIe put you up to this?
Or an ass that makes me wanna dry hump?
He initiated the hug. He said it was nice meeting me.
Hi, Mary, this is Conor, Anna's friend, or whatever.
He didn't wait to get caught, which takes courage, you know?
You know, I was just thinking...
He's cute, and I think it went weII.
Oh, gosh. A second.
Yeah.
We have to stop Iistening to these stories.
...who'II be swept off her feet at the touch of your amateur Iips.''
PAIGE: What I'm trying to show you is that there's a difference.