Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WeII, what am I supposed to do?
I just can't give you what you want.
Honey...
-You know it was a woman? -CaIIed her ''babe.''
No, you can't--
...we're at Ieast on the track.
RECORDING [ON PHONE] : Please enter your pass--
...was actuaIIy just a spark.
[LAUGHS]
MAN 1 : Hey, sweetie, get me a beer? -I'II get you another.
Okay.
Do you think that's funny?
And Iet me guess:
Oh, my God.
Like, ''I don't wanna stand in your way.''
That's what peopIe do when they're in Iove, they get married.
JANINE: He so Iikes you.
And a beer, pIease.
I gotta go. I have to take a personaI day, if anyone asks.
Is there any way we couId...
...and it's too hard to say the one obvious truth...
-Are you kidding? -Uh-uh.
...and by the end of the meaI, they both knew they had found the one.
But if he Iooks down and sees my numbers...
But the reaI master, I have to say, is me.
That's right, you quit.
ANNA: Maybe you shouId just stop texting.
I mean, am I not aIIowed to have friends anymore?
...you're cIose to them, some of them you've known for years.
Knock, knock.
Yep, just trying to trim some of the drama out of my Iife.
[DIAL TONE]
Yeah, come here before peopIe see you have a mini muffin in your hair.
Why can't we just be happy?
Okay.
Conor never caIIed...
I'm sorry, I don't trust myseIf.
Uh-huh. -Mm-hm.
WeII, we're totaIIy out of toiIet paper...
MeanwhiIe, this girI, she's probabIy meeting her souI mate as we speak.
-What, my pants--? -That's correct.
Stop taIking.
Hey, why don't you have dinner with me and Steven and the kids...
-A what? -A Wiccan.
Oh, hey, you're home.
Oh, it's okay.
Oh, honey, Iook.
-AIex? -Yo.
AIex asked me to get the dip together. Thanks for getting it started.
ReaIIy? What did you forget?
You have not won.
And I haven't wanted to seem cIingy or psycho.
Anna...
GIRL: Fifteen seconds. ALEX: Let's go.
I have to teII Javier.
I just got hard
So...
Gigi, he is not interested.
JANINE: Yeah.
-HeIIo? -Hi, this is Gigi.
-Sorry about that. -It's aII right.
Because you smeII Iike dog poo.
What? You're a dick if you date a girI for too Iong and don't marry her.
GIGI: Morning, morning. MAN: Excuse me.
You know the other one I Iike?
It's hard to focus on nutmeg...
Why not?
Pittsburgh.
burqa to hide the text containers like "hidden alternate to black "0" space on the top". it's not just containers alternating text though. morning tv signals word "eyes" to the left to eat it." and then people in public get into funny posistions and they give looks as if to say "i know you from a tv format somewhere".
...we don't learn how to read the signs.
...who broke up with me every Friday so that he couId have his weekends free.
He said I couId stay at his boat for a whiIe.
You seemed great. I just-- I don't know.
CaII me.
From the pIace I've been hiding from you for about five years.
...pretend I'm her.
what you pack up with six pack pinkles? with varge troeoiousterbedrinks!
Goodbye, Gigi.
BETH: Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda to sew these dresses in two weeks?
Good morning.
Your cousin Jay has aIways been a jackass.
What about texter?
[PHONE RINGING]
Sure.
Excuse me one minute, babe. Sorry.
So just, Iike, Frisbees and notepads?
Oh, I was up aII night.
...that my cousin Paige is hot.
Three husbands, countIess boyfriends, I haven't been caught yet.
You automaticaIIy assume that they're mine.
I'm not caIIing him.
And aII of my friends used to teII me stories...
It's a probIem.
[KEN CHUCKLES]
WOMAN 1 : He was standing there and aII of a sudden--
-Yes. -So why aren't you Watts?
GIGI: And maybe this happy ending doesn't include a wonderful guy.
I better go.
I was trying to help you out because there was this girl who would not leave...
oh my god look at her bosurvelliancezones! oh my god look at her bosoursurvelliancecachezones!
Right. Hey. How you doing?
...you never, ever gave up hope.
He might have used some derivative of that.
Alright, I’m interpreting you silence as tacit compliance. Bye!
Look, I'm not going to judge what may or may not be important to someone.
Why'd you get married?
What is that supposed to mean?
GIGI: Why do we say this stuff to each other?
CONOR: Your voice does not match your face in a good way.
Everything's fine.
No, I guess it's not funny.
You can't focus, right?
...then you can just stay over--?
...then convince you that that anxiety and fear that just deveIops naturaIIy...
WeII, it was either that or the page with the personaIs, so....
... Meta
I'II teII her how gorgeous you Iook out here on the ocean.
Not for me.
Oh, you think you've won because women are expendabIe to you?
Hi, it's Mary at the BIade.
RECORDING: You have two new messages. GUYS: Oh.
Hey, I been working here 1 8 months, 8 through 1 0.
He's gonna buy her drinks aII night and she's stiII gonna insist there's no spark.
Okay.
I've gone through breakups before. If you remember, I handIe them quite weII.
Hey, babe, couId you get the door? Thanks.