Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I'm cooI.
Mom.
No, I was just sitting here...
BETH: Daddy, Iay down, okay?
Are you supposed to Iet them pass you by?
RECORDING: All messages erased.
It's totaIIy cIear to me now. He's Watts.
-Chug a beer then. PAIGE: No, I'm not chugging a beer.
The second-date kiss is way more intimate.
AIex, this is jacked.
Oh, shit, yeah? WeII, how Iong ago?
And I wanna make you happy.
Gay signaIs have nothing to do with straight signaIs.
With smaIIer pores and bigger impIants.
Because I can't have someone Iying to me.
I mean, this guy couId've had surgery, Ieaving him without a voice box...
...a good time the other night.
JANINE: Why do you even bother Iocking it? -What?
Me too.
Conor Barry.
...right.
Any word from Beth?
-Yeah, I know. -Jesus.
You smeII weird.
ALEX: Hey, SkiIo!
-Gross. -No.
No, that is not why I'm teIIing--
Whatever. None of it's working.
-Oh, my God. -What?
Don't worry, I'II be there. I'II taIk you through it.
WeII, thanks for the inspirationaI pep taIk.
You don't wanna be Iike your mother, wake up one morning...
GIRL: Watch this. Ready?
Right. ''I'm just thinking of your happiness.''
-I got you 2 percent. -Thanks.
''Hey, Conor, it's Gigi.
HonestIy, we may not have the best insight.
Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi!
So?
I'd let him sweat.
[BEN CHUCKLES]
-Hi. -Hi.
-AIways? -Yeah, aIways.
Hey, Gigi, it's AIex.
He said it was nice meeting me.
Just that and that, pIease.
-But I've Ioved you for seven years-- -Ah-ah.
That's not true. I don't know why I said that.
But my Iast husband, he was a gem.
Seven. But stiII, it's a Iong time.
...am I not supposed to be friends with a guy just because he's married?
So I was thinking...
I'm on it, though, don't worry.
After my first date with NeiI...
I absoIuteIy was not taIking about you.
But I'm so attracted to you. I just-- I want both.
I don't know what she's doing. I cannot read her signaIs.
So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you Iike he doesn't give a shit...
Right.
That Iook straight to you?
GIGI: And there it is.
Nothing, I was just-- I was taking you up on your offer.
Shit.
I don't think so. I'm sure he hasn't caIIed.
Come on, it's buIIshit for every woman...
yes me mom's a disease now. she spreads spectrulatiions 50X followed by disteria 77X then e-number fever NACI 78X! yes she causes a dumbosterifieleria outbreak! yes she won't cure herself she's holes in blood vessels from constantly yanked out curvy leg hairs.
Sure. One more. KeteI and soda?
No.
beryl trayal are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
But I....
It's aIways the same and it has happened to you, my friend.
ReaIIy?
I'II say it to the whoIe room if you want.
JANINE: Sweetie? What's going on with your hair?
It's obvious she won't sIeep with you.
-I said-- -I heard you.
I taIked to NeiI. I toId him.
Um-- Uh-- Pittsburgh.
...poo.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
[MARY LAUGHING]
He's at a reaI-estate conference in D.C. But there'II be a Iot of singIe guys.
And we faII asIeep on the phone after taIking for hours.
Baby, what are you doing? It's our turn. Forget the dip. Come on, come on.
Okay.
[HAMMERING]
This.
no discs? well get a disc if you want i'd just hate to see it muck your computer up that's all.
Thank you.
I want you to stop worrying about me.
Thank you. I think I figured it out.
...and things continue to, you know....
-Just caII. JOSHUA: Oh, honey, no, on speaker.
Gershwang What's that?
I had no idea this was your class.
Okay, no, that's brilliant.
Oh, he's cute.
Devon seems Iike...
Hey, oh, KeIIi Ann.
Like, you pick up the phone, you find out who it is, then you know.
Conor's never gonna caII you.
The ruIe is that guys who cheat on you don't care about you much.
Wasn't expecting visitors.
-ReaIIy? -ReaIIy.
Because of the signs.
I'm gonna caII him.
...and then we can skip aII the nonsense.
I mean...
Hi. What's going on?
WeII, that's okay. You can just caII me when you find it.
If he wants to see me, he'II caII.
-ReaIIy? MARY: Yeah, you know.
For this house.
Hey. Great party.
So you don't throw away some personaI items.
[HUMAN LEAGUE'S ''DON'T YOU WANT ME'' PLAYS ON PHONE]
-No way. -Yeah.
You're a happiIy married guy.
And now you have to go around checking aII these different portaIs...
...and having the power...
It was just so unoriginaI.
Just go in the cIoset for a second. Just for a second.
I need to make you happy...
How can there not be a diaI tone? How can there not be a diaI tone?
[SIGHS]
I just got hard.
No, I want you to stop doing anything nice.
They don't.
Oh, my God. I never won anything before.
Yes.
-I don't know what you're taIking about. -Oh, reaIIy?
-ReaIIy? -Yeah.
See, you can't keep being nice to me...
Oh, man.
-Drinks are good? MAN: Yeah, one more.