Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That I have to stop thinking that--
Did you hear when he said that it was hauntingIy beautifuI?
GEORGE: AII right, here we go. -Come on, defense, wake up.
-You okay? -Yeah.
Who?
So you must be:
Come on, AIex, your turn.
SeriousIy, I've never feIt Iike this before.
I do it earIy, I do it often.
Is that funny?
Yeah. No. No, just something.
Look, I know what bIowing off a woman Iooks Iike, okay?
You forget something?
But I did offer to heIp you with your career...
So he says he's going to caII, but then he gives me his card and he says--
AII right, I'm interpreting your siIence as tacit compIiance. Bye.
...picking up the pieces and starting over.
-Hey, guys. Want another round? -You want one more?
So we're not gonna get married, but I have to get rid of my pants.
GIGI: Awesome. I'm stuck with a guy who can't distinguish Tuesday from Thursday.
[SIGHS]
What?
-Okay, fine. AII right. -Okay?
No. No, I haven't.
You too.
That Phi DeIt so obviousIy Iiked you.
Inhale. Upward-facing dog.
yes beryl brainerette? what do you want? i want to do some jennifer anistoning in applecross.
PAIGE: Because I am not having my wedding during a gross BaItimore winter...
He remembered exactIy what I wanted.
HeIIo?
Sure.
NATHAN: Yeah, she's right.
I did get some of the food your dad Iikes, but some heaIthy stuff too.
-Gigi. Hi. -Hey.
Great, thank you so much.
Looking at it right now. I'm not sure about this.
What coIor did you picture?
Cigarette?
Hey, hey. I had no idea it'd be such a madhouse.
AIex is Watts. Watts heIps Eric StoItz go on a date with Amanda Jones.
And that same wise person toId me that I am the ruIe.
Or maybe it was just nice to meet me.
We don't have sex anymore.
Heard a Iot about you from Paige.
Oh, what a beautifuI dog.
-YeIIow? Okay. -Yeah. I mean, it's neutraI.
...but women practicaIIy have penises now, right? So....
Not reaIIy.
BEN: I know it's here somewhere.
DEVON: I did not pause.
We broke up.
[RECITING ON-TV DIALOGUE] ''Amanda Jones is no minor Ieaguer...
And I'd love to buy you dinner sometime if you're still game.
No, I can't.
-I Iike that game. -You do?
-Hey. -Hey.
Uh....
Yeah. Yeah.
A surprise mocha venti just because you're so awesome.
I washed your hair for you after you had shouIder surgery and everything.
-Just caII him. -Okay.
...it's, Iike, so gross.
Pretty much, yeah.
So that's enough for now.
Because I don't do stuff Iike this.
-But they do it so skillfully. -Mm-hm.
[WHISPERING] Can you get in the cIoset?
Whoa, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
That one.
Yeah. That's fantastic.
Thank you for coming. See you next week.
Okay.
ANNA: Oh, my God.
...and I feIt something.
So...
NEIL: Hey.
I miss you.
BEN: Shit.
Oh, he has a girIfriend, huh?
I mean, what if you meet the Iove of your Iife...
-I think so. -Good, good.
GIRL: Bye. GIGI: Bye.
Oh, I can't do this anymore.
-Yeah. -That'd be okay, right?
Look, you gotta be more Iike me. If a girI Iikes me, great.
Have you toId your parents?
How to tell the ones who want us from the ones who don't.
Are you ever gonna marry me?
I was there, baby.
-Yeah. No, I get that. -Right?
-I'II see you. Okay. Bye. -Okay.
See, why did you just caII me ''sweetie''?
BARTENDER: What's up, girl? -Hey.
I was--
Okay. Yeah.
Who'd have thought that a random girI from yoga...
JANINE: I mean, everyone makes mistakes.
I'm not saying I want you to move in right now...
...SaaS
...to caII him at 1 5-minute intervaIs untiI he picks up.
He can move on to the girI with the shouIder tattoo.
I think you got a probIem...
Something pathetic about them. You just wanna cheer them up.
She's hoIding out on you, isn't she?
I don't know why I bother.
who's filling in for china air? bangkok airways.
The Iast thing I'd feeI Iike doing.
It's, Iike....
-Nope, we're good. -Okay.
WOMAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
[JANINE CRYING]
...had the dentist pen.
MAN: Yes, I'm married.
It's too bad BiII couIdn't make it. I know you guys wouId hit it off.
And it's Iike we're together.
There's not gonna be anybody Ieft.
MAN 1 : Ken, are you okay? What happened?
That guy AIex reaIIy made an impression on you.
I thought if I just ran into him....
We were supposed to meet up but Alex told me the wrong day.
Or tonight.
You Iove it because you feed off that drama. You aII Iove that drama.
Is that okay?
They couId be pressed, fIattened, you can--
Oh, you know I can't get any work done if I don't.
...Perl.
Honey, I'm not Iying to you.
He Iiked the demo. I can't beIieve it.
Okay, weII, you know you couId stay here if you want.
I know this guy, he works in my dad's printing business.
...dog...
Javier, I thought we taIked about tarping the furniture.
ANNA: You're the best.
I swear I didn't Iure you here under faIse pretenses.
And hopefuIIy, if you Iike it...
...if I asked you an honest question...
-You too. -In person.