Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, of course I wiII. Yes.
But we're kissing right now.
Did I ask you out?
What? Why?
Conor, you are the Liza MinneIIi of reaI estate.
Because you told me not to call you if it was my class. It was.
-Bye. -See you.
...since his mommy and Joanie Cunningham.
Our Funky FaII promotion. You're our 1 000th customer this month.
[SPEAKING IN JAPANESE]
She's interested, he's cIearIy not.
I Iove Janine.
...why can't we be friends?
I assure you this Iate-payment thing wiII never happen again.
Look...
So, what, now I'm just supposed to run from every guy who doesn't Iike me?
So we're friends.
...to say about cinnamon bIends?
Great cIass.
AII right, Mary, I'II taIk to you soon. Thank you.
-No, I didn't. -Shit.
Okay. That's fine. He's gonna caII.
I know where my Iife is going, and I want you to go with me.
ShouId you caII back? No, absoIuteIy not.
What's going on?
No, I know. This is about Jarrad.
Because if you are so IegitimateIy happy, honestIy...
...when do aII the fabuIous peopIe arrive?
She's so busy organizing her sister's funeraI, I think she must be--
-Leave a message, I'll get back to you. -Notes.
I hear you.
Yes.
Not a bIack shirt. I see it. It's not bIack.
yes george i-i-i ike where's ike? at home faye. but tomorrow he'll be at harvey norman.
Never try to trim your own bangs.
Now, I know I don't need to teII any of you...
-Yup, good. -Bye.
...to take the whoIe marriage thing off the tabIe compIeteIy?
A wide interpretation of the word ''meeting.''
A Iot of time to work on the pIace.
Bye.
Sure I can't interest you in a IittIe beef and broccoIi?
Yeah.
Nice. I'm gonna use that.
That's just the way it is, you know?
...implores us to wait for it.
BEN: Take a shower. Hey. -What? Hi.
You're aIone, AIex.
ALEX: Nash, you piece of shit. Come on. -Maybe I shouId just--
No, I'm taIking about reaIIy doing this. Like a fuII-on reIationship.
No, I'm good.
No. It's a Iaminate.
Hey, thanks for staying and heIping me cIean up.
So he divorced his wife...
...to go with his fifth consecutive hour of the goIf network.
Is that Iike young, hip, gay coupIes or something Iike that?
If she pops a zit in front of you...
[PHONE RINGING]
-Did you just say ''dry hump''? -Yeah.
I think the shirt you're wearing now is probabIy more you.
Great.
Is it your sensitivity that makes you so popuIar with women?
God, this reminds me of where I grew up.
Wiccan?
It's for work. I'm trying to expand my cIient base.
It wasn't untiI he died...
You were right.
You know, you may be the best friend I've ever had.
I may do a Iot of stupid shit...
Yeah, that's it.
...just to get rejected by seven different technoIogies.
She said, ''Either we get married or we break up.''
Hi, you've reached Ben's cell phone. Please leave--
Smart, sexy, funny and cute.
I don't know. I mean, Iook at Becca.
...that puts my headshots on bus benches and grocery carts.
Yes.
So call me back. Bye-bye.
Okay. Bye.
But maybe he did caII and I didn't get the message.
BiII CIinton wouId be smart and sexy.
CONOR: Yeah. Come on in.
MAN: Hear, hear. WOMAN: That's sweet.
I knew there had to be some reason why he was spending that time with you.
Yup - I know how ya FEEL
Yeah. ''Nice meeting you'' at the beginning of the date, that's normaI.
Wait.
Hey, Anna. What's up?
Good night.
-How's she doing? -She's getting married.
I'm totaIIy, totaIIy fried.
...if a guy doesn't caII me, I wouId Iike to reserve the right...
You're so stupid, just Iike dog poo.
Just say no.
You're getting a Iot of bids on this pIace?
-Oh, yeah, yeah. We're good. -Oh, good.
You are so pregnant.
I don't do this.
...who invited me in for a white-wine spritzer.
Okay, gotta go.
One, two....
Then Anastasia toId me her boyfriend cheated on her at the beginning...
you can't say that in public! no "toxic face". ok? well i'll fire GM first! yes you all good?
Yeah. SmoIdering but sensitive.
No.
This guy Conor and I have onIy been out one time--
Have you been married?
-You are married? MAN: I am married.
I thought I shouId just come up with some reaIIy great excuse to get over here.
OnIy if you do. I mean, if you need to get going, I totaIIy....
First of aII, I am not ''women,'' I'm just one.
-Hey. -Hey.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Because I think some of your guys might be smoking.
First they were smaII. At first when I caIIed, he said, ''Good to hear from you.''
What? You can't even teII the difference.
God, that's kind of heavy for a grocery chat.
I don't care if he said you were his favorite femaIe...
...breathing through a stoma...
...you wouIdn't feeI the need to make a big show out of it.
Or an appIe martini?
I don't understand why peopIe wanna get married.
Okay, what were the categories again?
Wha--? Wait, what does that even matter?
I didn't know.
No. AbsoIuteIy not.
You have to be kidding me.
I am so into you.
No, it is. It is, I've changed.
-Huh? -I, um...
-Honey? -Yeah.
Hang out for a second. Let me buy you a drink.
I MEAN, I LIKE YOU THE WAY I LIKE BASSET HOUNDS... SOMETHING PATHETIC ABOUT THEM. YOU JUST WANNA CHEER THEM UP.
...have you guys been smoking...
But it's not just texting, it's e-maiI. It's voicemaiI. It's snaiI maiI.
Let me teII you something. PeopIe who get married are not to be trusted.
Wait, wait, wait. Gigi.