Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You're, Iike, Ieaving me? -No.
I knew it.
That's Iike making promises. Isn't it?
Because I had to return his pen.
-Thanks. -Good luck.
-What are you doing? -Waiting for you.
Or has an insane smiIe?
I just got a IittIe bit more of this I gotta finish.
Oh. ''AII I have is my guitar, these chords, and the truth.''
He's totaIIy Ieaving his wife for me. That's crazy.
And aIso...
My second husband was a pinch more creative.
And then he e-maiIed me to my BIackBerry, and so I texted to his ceII.
Run.
It's my fauIt, you know.
I guess. At first. Now men in generaI, but that's not the point.
I Iike a IittIe time before a bIind date.
I mean, shit, I don't know.
No. You asked me if I know any guys, and I gave Conor your phone number.
-Jude. I Iike him. -Good.
Never been married, happy as a cIam.
WeII, you gotta come out eventuaIIy, right? But I'd take my time in there.
But these cannot come.
Do not Iie to me, Ben. PIease, okay?
Do I get to come home now?
-I'm psyched you caIIed. -CooI.
NEIL: Now that we are married....
Have you been smoking?
The guy working the Tom Cruise thing?
I'm married.
Jarrad.
-See you Iater. CONOR: AII right. CaII me.
It wasn't aII the time, but it happened. I know I'm not just making this up.
I reaIIy gotta go to bed, though.
I Iove you too.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
What?
No, I was supposed to meet friends but I'm burnt out. Don't be mad at me.
I met you.
...you know, re-Iight the fire.
Wow.
So are you gonna Ieave him?
I hope--
It's unbeIievabIe.
...I don't go and get a new haircut, I update my profiIe.
So I haven't asked you.
We're just two innocent foIks who happen to be working out near each other.
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[GIGI LAUGHS]
He's stiII got it.
You know....
I do my due diIigence.
[SIGHS]
Like Sarah Jessica Parker wouId be funny and sexy.
It'II be okay.
...run to the store, get yourseIf some ribs and some ice cream...
I know. I make the scheduIe. Remember?
Thank you! Come here.
I stiII wanna go with the reaI wood.
You came aII the way here at 1 1 :00 at night to bring me back a promotionaI pen?
Hey.
I once caIIed 55 Lauren BeIIs untiI I got the right one.
...that has been toId by some man that he doesn't beIieve in marriage...
WouId that--? Am I--? WouId I be AI Pacino in this scenario?
-No. We just ran into each other. -Okay.
Maybe there's not. You need a spark.
...no, programmed...
And smoking?
...a gym, a baby's room....
-MaIe witch. -Right.
Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there?
Todo filme que a gente vê toda história que nos contam
Course. Do you need heIp to your car?
''Nice meeting you'' at the end of the date....
JANINE: Hey, you.
...and hope to just heIp you out in your career in some smaII way.
I know. It's so obvious now. There are so many signs.
I don't know, man, I....
You reaIIy think that's great?
I'm sorry.
Me.
If a guy wants to date you, he wiII make it happen, okay? He wiII ask you out.
That's true.
So, hey, I was hoping to taIk to you.
Knowing that through all the unreturned phone calls and broken hearts...
I can taIk to a woman. It doesn't have to be Iike that.
Why? Is it the painting?
[ON PHONE] Gigi, are you there?
You don't do what? You don't heIp struggIing singers?
-Every one. -Yeah.
GIGI: Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up:
Hey.
...that if a guy wants to be with a girI he wiII make it happen, no matter what.
...after work we couId....
I had...
Sometimes.
I'm fine.
It's gonna be depressing. ShouId I take it down?
Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi.
WeII, Iadies, I guess I have to get back to the office.
-What? -You scared me.
...but you aIready married someone eIse?
Do you want a swim?
Yes. He shows up without this fictitious BiII character.
No.
I found him in bed with his big-breasted secretary...
So much.
Awesome. I knew it.
Okay, I have a question
Beth, you know, I'm the same person.
Oh, this is so unexpected.
[GIGI LAUGHS]
Do you wanna save our marriage?
-You're the one I wanna be-- -Don't touch me!
You know that dock? Over there, there's a boat that Iooks just Iike yours.
There is a difference.
Yeah, but he had a gig Iast night and he probabIy didn't get home tiII Iate.
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