Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, I'm talking to this woman at day care...

I have an early dinner that I need to get to...

What do you know?

I was thinking about our little leak problem.

Brain hurricane-- come on, think.

The Bernards, for generations,

Everybody, we are at Defcon 5.

I-I was talking to this girl at a bar.

- And? - You did it.

And we make 'em sit next to all the people they screwed over.

I tell her our printers catch on fire spontaneously.

All right, and, you, this guy--

The one question I have is,

It's not even that interesting, a baby otter.

What's number one?

I could tell Jo, or I could tell Michael.

[sighs] you guys have 15 parties a week.

[normal voice] it doesn't matter what I know.

Michael Scott...

By the way, it has a very spacious basement office.

Just need to relax.

Oh, yeah, it's just my friends are out in the car waiting,

Did you tell anyone outside of this office

All that's just birthday information.

To other clients and potential clients, yeah.

play this on repeat

Yes. It's Christmas.

All right, uh... Stan, you're up.

I just wanted to say good-bye to everyone.

You put 'em in jail for as long as you can.

For two things-- games and porn.

Pack-man, I thought you were a girl.

I'm not dumb. i'm smart.