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And from what I've seen, yours will be better off without you.
Oh fuck, you're the Governor. - [ scoffs ]
Six replacement Angus heifers.
- I fucked it up, didn't I?
- Well, hell, uh...
- Yee-ah-ha!
No one questions it from here.
[ chuckles ]
- I'm going back to California.
- I don't want a bunch of kids
There we go. - [ grunts ]
- It's the only thing that ever...
I'll see you in...
We're going to help you up so you can walk.
when he goes after our calves.
Too late.
But you gotta make me a promise:
- Are you a relative?
A little later this morning.
- Well, they didn't mention your arm.
- Your hip replacement needs you to move around a bit.
So does your father.
I like leaving you sitting here on the porch like this.
- I don't know, baby.
Get the fuck out of here.
♪ Two, three, four ♪
I need you to run back to the house and grab Jamie.
- If I do this, I gotta do it my way.
To what do I owe the pleasure?
[ sniffs ]
This isn't a leveraged land developer,
Him? - Yeah.
- I know.
- Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Ha!
- Get in, get in, hop.
- If I say no, they just go and get someone that says yes,
I'm gonna leave these holes just like this.
this is a multibillion dollar corporation
- What's wrong with my arm?
- Is that a "yes"?
- Well, men like him have their use.
[ music ]
- Hey. Where's my ride?
You drive twenty miles into the park
You're too pretty.
You haven't bathed in a week. You smell like a goat.
- Better get after it, then.
[ exhales ]
- Him?
- Thank you. - Yes, Ma'am.
- How am I gonna...
- Hmm. - This isn't happening.
- Might burn you with it.
- Well...
- Probably so.
- Ooh. It's the fucking cow police.
I think it's time you be like them.
- All right, come on.