Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ted's not an impressive man.

Ma'am, three baby Tylenol is actually an underdose for a woman your size.

If you can't find a half-sprinkle, get all-sprinkles and pick half of 'em off.

Bob Kelso is an awful, awful man.

Or the nurse who everyone agrees is just a little bit off.

Now that's just not funny.

You know the one where the lion's always hassling the little mouse?

The next moment everything changes.

- We're in charge. - I love my butt.

Bob, as far as the intro thing goes, I've given it a great deal of thought,

I'm glad we finally had a chance to talk.

- You, right? - Yes. Yeah.

He went home, but said that Carol could cover for him.

Oh, sweet mother of mercy, Carla, you were right, you were so right.

Right. Another cocky resident that wants to start surgery

but I was having the flesh torn from my bones by a cross-eyed water snake.

Yeah, this ends now.

and watch you personally and professionally sabotage

I think we both understand how this works.

Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat,

You're afraid to stand up to a volunteer who's answering the phones.

You told me last time we...

Oh, OK, I get it. Neither's Tim.

- OK, here's the plan. We do nothing. - Sounds good.

- They asked me to say a few words. - Yawn.

Didn't you go to get water, like, an hour ago?

I'm being honoured tonight by the board of trustees.

Sometimes just making a decision is half the battle.