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The fact is I make it a rule never to get in bed with people
you'd like nothing better than to just lie there and watch her sleep.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
I mean like a glazed thingy. And I like sprinkles on half of it.
OK, move it along, fellas, there's nothing to see here.
I guess I couldn't stop wishing there was someone over my shoulder.
- Oh, God, the ex-wife. - Jordan. What a coincidence!
That room's not empty.
Hey. This is my band. We all work in different departments in the hospital.
Hi. I'm gonna go and get you a big ice-cold glass of water.
I'm sure that girl from high school and your bunkmate from Camp Morning Wood
Everything went really well.
or whatever it is you do when you're happy.
- Good job, DJ. - You know, it's JD.
And did you ever place that femoral swan?
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