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-Hey, Siri. -[device chimes]
[laughing]
Oi, that's not helping me.
All right, how's this? This good?
[Mae] Thought so.
Adios, muchachos.
[Higgins and Rebecca continue scatting]
-[players chuckle] -Yes.
[both chuckle]
Who fucking cares what his favorite movie is?
All right, come on! Come here, come here, come here, come here.
-[chuckles] -"My favorite film's Ratatouille."
It was too hot and, honestly, it was too thick,
Make yourself comfortable.
[sighs]
You wanna get that sweet O2 all the way down to your prostate.
all we had to worry about was crank phone calls.
How about-- Here, let's do this. [clears throat]
And yet here you are, charging an hourly rate for only 50 minutes of work.
like gossip or how much hair I leave in the drain.
Sorry, I just came to the boot room to get some… boots.
[Carrie] You were more than happy to go through my stuff.
I don't know what to say.
Did you tell Ted?
[whistling]
I was quite offended by what you said about my profession…
-Hi, darling. -Got you these. There you go.
Um…
Would you look at that. [chuckles]
'cause you fell asleep watching Citizen Kane after too many beers.
And you and Roy are just aggravatingly perfect in every way.
Well, you know, it's a pretty awesome nickname, so cheers.
I take it you're not a fan of this kind of work?
We'll go just classic, how you see, like, in New Yorker cartoons.
Y'all should give them a google sometime.
[music fades]
But you ain't listening 'cause you care about me.
And then what? Probably just blame it on my folks, right?
with all of the couch shenanigans and noticing your accoutrements.
I am a strong and capable man.
Anything I need to address?
[Carrie] Oh, shut up.
Fuck!