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-[Nathan] Okay. -Did I miss something?
The door is behind you.
-We started when you entered in here. -What? Oh, shoot!
Now, you are not gonna see or hear me for at least three hours.
Yeah?
So… [chuckles]
Is that what you were gonna say?
Oh, fuck this!
I mean, everything always goes wrong. All relationships are a nightmare.
They say humility is not thinking less of yourself
Oh. [chuckles] That's a good one, that.
You know what? I'll lay down, right? Here we go.
Oh, shit.
Yes. I was a cocky, prickish, wounded butterfly's asshole, um…
which is a darn shame, 'cause the Jerky Boys were a national treasure.
-[chuckles] -Ripped them to shreds.
Yeah. Good thing you apologized, otherwise this would be awkward.
And because I respect your readers so much,
Wait a minute. You use Rogaine? I didn't know you needed--
You talking about me?
-That's correct. -[chuckles]
[softly] Uh, yeah. No, of course. I'm not worried at all.
[Dani] Hey.
Uh…
Okay. Offense, y'all gonna stick around here with Coach Nate and Beard.
No-- I'm kidding. Sorry, go ahead.
Play the "Roy is sorry for not understanding Keeley" playlist.
Hey.
Uh, no. I was just gonna go to the café and get a cup of tea first.
Um, wunderkind, actually, is what I think I said.
If that's your fancy way of asking if I want another one, you guessed right.
All right. [chuckles]
Are you leaving?
-They're talking about Roy. -What?
Thank you.
But, Will, this is great. It's really funny.
Was it?
Well, enjoy. I'm gonna read.
Cool.
[sighs] Okay. All right. Well, when do we start?
Ted, the truth will set you free.
yesterday I was a bit of a, uh, you know, uh…
You were rude to Colin.
Those drills better be lit. You've got a reputation to keep up.
I was pulling my defender out of his path.
-[coughs] -Knock yourself out.
I just wanted, before we started, just to, um…