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isn't enough for me, even if they have powers. So let's talk about characters.
- Well, it was a lousy first-date movie. - You're right.
- Who is it? - It doesn't matter.
No.
Okay, it wasn't that bad.
Oh, here's the thing.
She's too busy running around with that tattooed new friend of hers.
No, we've got a late reservation. We're just on our way out.
- Let me get back to you. - Okay.
Want one?
When I told you that, I thought she was.
Actually we did the pit-stop-on- the-way-to-TJ thing also.
Good.
Um, look, we're really sorry, sir.
Wow, sounds like a fun way to spend an evening.
The Ironist, whose quick quips and pop-culture-laden bromides
Please find a restaurant that still has a reservation open for tomorrow night.
Happy day before Valentine's Day.
and then one day I just decided I was not gonna let it bother me anymore.
- Cohen... go to bed. - Yes, okay
I went to your office last night and she was standing there.
God, we had to spend this night in this sleazy-ass hell hole.
I couldn't help it-- it's a long movie.
So why don't we just make the most of it?
-- even though the readers might find it adorable--
- What gives you that idea? - And you have your reasons.
Yeah, and I don't want it to be, believe me.
Thank you.
I just think that it's time to put those memories behind us.
- The bus? - Fine with me.
Why else would I be forced to go to San Diego with her on the one-year anniversary
Oh, well, then, okay... One second, though. If I'm in here, that means that...
and attack Atomic County, it's a love story for our time.
Who knows, maybe if I started it earlier, I, uh... I would've held up better.