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The only choice she made was not you.
would you be ready for it?
She chose you, and you don't love her. You're not faithful.
With the amount of guilt, I'm surprised you're not a Jew.
I was right about that age when life stopped making sense.
I have breakfast with her every Monday and Friday.
[knocking continues rapidly]
I'm not really good at this stuff.
You keep that, I'll get another one.
Well, I wear the same thing all the time.
Here we are.
[John groans]
For my birthday, tell me if I'm a bad person.
that begins with extra-marital infidelity.
-[glass clink] -[cheering]
I mean, everyone who's not us.
Okay, John.
[Maxine] Wait, nothing we do will be as devastating as that.
-You need help. -Please, Bea.
[keys jangling]
I love that book.
-[buzzing repeatedly] -Come on, man. Please don't be fucking dead.
That's a bummer.
Kind of the black hole meets They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
[Nadia] Sorry.
Wait. It's 15 for you, too? Did you count?
I'm gonna go to Ruth's and get that book for Lucy, okay?
Don't do this. Okay, please, I'm begging you.
And St. Valentine was a big smoker. Everybody knows that.