Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, man. I'd like to do it tonight.
It's polite. It gives everybody a moment to pretend there's gonna be a future.
[glass shatters]
She's gonna be great.
Yeah, I guess for you it has, huh?
wasn't hurting anybody else, but...
I may not be a mom,
Oh, I know. My memory's slipping.
I mean, it is kind of hot, but then the stalking started.
-Listen. -Why you?
Listen, I know you think I'm a moral narcissist,
["Front" by Vex Ruffin playing]
Thank you.
Let's take the fire escape.
What's wrong?
Okay, so then why are you the one in purgatory?
[snoring]
Sorry, I gotta make a call.
What are you, a collector?
Point him out later, and I'll bust his fucking knee caps, okay?
Look. Right now,
Oh, God. Alan.
-Okay, okay. -Right?
[exhales] Fuck.
Nobody did it because I fucking rule, so... there goes your theory.
-[crash] -[water running]
for a little girl who could use a little help.
What is this bad person?
[Mike] You think he's gonna propose?
You already asked me that, Ruthie.
-[honking] -[tires screech]
for the rest of their fucking life, it is you.