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-I-- I wasn't trying to insult you, ma'am. -Fuck you.
-I'll see you at breakfast. -Okay, babe.
But I don't have to make this easy for you.
I even had a book I was gonna give her. Emily of New Moon.
See, holding two incompatible ideas in your head at the same time
and accepting both of them...
-Come on. -Whoa.
I mean, the universe is moral, but it shares your views on morality.
Fuck.
Okay, okay. No problem.
Not a lot of people at this party can say that.
I had every intention of meeting her, all right?
She's perfect.
[Nadia] Gather 'round, gather 'round.
-Potato, two potatoes. -Okay.
She's just fucking everybody, and I'm watching like an idiot.
Who is Beatrice? You know what? I don't care.
No, no, no, no, no. That's his deal.
You want me to feel guilty?
In 15 universes, she's alone.
I know how to count, Alan.
Fifteen times, Ruth has grieved for me.
-Would you say that's a fair assessment? -Sure.
[dance music playing]
What?
I had a mace-induced asthma attack. You?
Yeah, because it was morally simplistic and narcissistic.
Yeah, my bathroom doesn't have a black hole, so...
[shaky breathing]
-You lock the door behind you? -Yes.
So the kids can't taste it?
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