Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

committed to our unseen arts.

Ad illuc hoc ducunt oculi mei.

♪ The girl you want ♪

- No spell-casting for you. - [grunts]

Well, I can't back down.

You, too, Billy. Back the hell off or I'll knock you on your ass.

Please don't be a stranger.

As candidate for Top Boy, the Academy recognizes Nicholas Scratch.

Someone who really doesn't want me to be Top Boy.

Principal Wardwell, can we talk to you?

- [Father Blackwood] Good morning. - ...literally.

What does this provocatively named Nick Scratch study at the Academy?

the daughter of Herod, the harlot-queen of history,

- or how to prepare for it. - The...

- [Mary] Beelzebub. - Huh?

- I'm not afraid to do it again. - Hey, calm down, Susie.

[Coach Craven] Play as you want!

- Thanks, Aunt Hilda. - Good girl.

And I don't want to be anywhere near my mortal friends when it does.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

- Yes, she should. - About that.

The Academy's curriculum is just more rigorous and rewarding than Baxter High's.

[chanting] Sabrina! Sabrina! Sabrina!

If she wants to attend the Academy full-time,

Starting with Sabrina Spellman.

I, Faustus Blackwood, am naming Ambrose Spellman as new Top Boy.

including High Priestess.

I'm just taking a sabbatical.

What... What are you two playing at? Sever your circles at once.

Reflexology to calm him.

Though I believe Father Blackwood has somewhat lost his head.

If you hurry, you might catch Cassius

[Sabrina] Come on. Come on!

comes the customary election of a new Top Boy,

before he shutters the Academy's library for the night.

Something is different about Sabrina.

unless you consider that to be in the spirit of friendly competition.

- of the Church of Night. - High Pr...

and threatening to whip me,

Susie! You did it!

[Coach Craven] Defense!

Just lock up when you're through, won't you?

No way Coach Craven doesn't let you on the team now.

So I was... just wondering if you might suggest she come back.

Enjoy yourselves, boys. Try to keep your hands to yourselves.

I'll make an exception because you're both so... beautiful.

feel they have a voice.

- Just 'cause she's a girl? - Mm-hm.

I want to be Top Person because I believe I can make the coven better.

Well, of course there is. She had her Dark Baptism.

Deafening morning, you mean.

I don't know. To throw me off my game?