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It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name.
Wha!
He's in the foundry this very moment.
Zoidberg, no!
Hey, Dutch, the new still is here!
Here you go. Thanks.
I did a report on it for my drug-taking class.
and as a bonus, childhood obesity.
Bender, do you know what a chamber pot is?
Professor, no! You can't tongue the father of our country!
You're on, skinny.
"One if by land, two if by sea".
Duh. It says "colony of Maffachufetts".
Isn't he your distant Uncle?
Not a true Farnsworth, mind you.
Jefferson, did you sell me some bad rope?
Alexander Hamilton of New York, how say you?
by the name of David Farnsworth
To preserve the heads, we use a rare form
It preserves each head in a time stasis bubble.
I guess we'll have to deliver that human heart tomorrow.
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