Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, you're the plonkers what candlesticked me.
Halt! From whence comest thou, one-eyed maiden?
David Farnsworth was a notorious British agent and counterfeiter.
this head trip will last at most 24 hours.
April 17, 1775.
has a printing press fine enough to make these.
Ooh. Huh?
I must ride.
Stupid Franklin.
Philo Farnsworth, inventor of television,
so I can stay awake for my night job.
riddled with fungus and dung beetles.
Ah, that scrap metal I ordered is here.
You mean the andamooka opal?
I will get you!
Hey, fry,
ending the rebellion with nary a kipper scuffed.
Eh, not bad. A hint of vitalis and...
and the Farnsworth family name are saved.
Watch it, wiggy.
Look, 'tis but worthless tin.
Nay!
Oh! Why couldn't my disgraced ancestor
Dutch Schultz, come out with your bootleg whiskey.
We need to stop that monster David Farnsworth!
I call it the Franklinator.
They had two burning, so I figured they wouldn't miss one.
The queen?
Oh! Lay off my trademark mole!
Our nation's official joke state shall be new Jersey.