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please welcome the Beer Chug Champion
that was hiding under the canoe!
We used to do so many crazy things like that.
at any one of them for you.
It's about me being independent,
and I was like, "Hey, hey! There you go."
I just have to accept it.
So why don't we do something crazy right now?
The only crazy thing we did last night
How do you think we got Marty?
♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪
What?! No.
Oh, hell yeah! Hell no!
just tell her not to worry, okay?
Oh.Anything else you need?
Well, one of us went to the ER.
You know, we haven't done anything crazy
And then the kids, they was like "Save me."
I was gonna be praying anyway.
Here you go, baby. I brought you a snack.
knows that there is nothing cool about them.
from when we went skinny-dipping.
I'll tell you what you did.
I got to hand it to us.
Ooh. He opened the door.
But more importantly...
Right after I check our air miles.
is about to become an all-you-can-eat buffet.
That is so cool.
Then what's it about?
You bought a motorcycle?
And that's when I hopped. That's when I hit the curb,
[engine starts]
no matter what car he comes home with.
Well, what all did she tell you?
I won't be one of these reckless idiots riding around
Remember when you used to pick me up on yours?
you want me to drive a used car while wearing a helmet?
Great friends, good jobs,
and I want to be sensitive, so...
And I promise you, I'll be safe.