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I don't know. It's just...
He knew all the expressions.
Maybe...they're from Meow-i?
Young man: ♪ Hey, there, Sue,I heard you got dumped ♪
A hundred bucks, huh?
that means we would have left the 15th,
Manny, abort, abort, abort.
Kids, get in here!
I don't suppose --Yep.
I mean,what do they have going on?
Get in there! Let's go! Come on!
Didn't -- Didn't youthrow it at me? No.
I can't give these things away.
but...that's not something you can just ask.
It's the first time I ever sawyour mother eat a bag of apples.
God, it is a miracle that you didn't need
Do I like ethnic women?Guilty.
I gave her my heart,
and no credit card receipts.
I was -- Oh, my.
ever want a-a-another child?
It is not your fault.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.Here it is, here it is.
What woman has ever found that attractive?
uh... Oh, boy.
Relax, Joe. We'll get you out in a second.
but not before Olympic gold medalist Mary Lou Retton
Makes fun of my head dent."
"Handelman Waterpark.Celebrating 25 years."
Why wouldn't you tell methat first?!
could have been a competitive eater.
Rental car companies are a dead end,
This takes meto my next question.
Not with Brenda, who barely noticed me,
Sold.
But things will turn around.
I-I mean an additional one.