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Because they keep getting stolen. Sabrina, take a note.
You think you're better?
- But I'm gonna screw it up. - Well, it's easy enough to practice.
I really do feel more comfortable saying that now, Gail.
Maybe it has to do with the parts. They’re used in genitals metaphors.
- How'bout tonight? - I doubt it.
That's only 'cause it's been a while since I've tried.
Congratu... Horrible!
it is pretty short notice. Probably couldn't get a date anyway.
Everyone should say penis
There's A Joke tHere.
- Catch knowledge. - Sorry, not interested...
Everyone's getting preggers, and it's all your fault.
As the best athlete on campus, I need you to run to my office
When you catch a big fish,
I'm sure you're right.
Do you own a horse?
Dust off that black book and rustle up a honey.
You'll get there.
Can you ever really drive a horse?
In ignoring your very important cause.
Well, I have a new girlfriend.
I'm gonna go to the bar, and you can join me if you'd like.
Some mysteries solve themselves, no?
Yikers.
- That's great. What does she do? - She's an escort.
You know...