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how to put a condom on a,
Maybe it has something to do with nuts. They’re like a tool, but also testicles.
- Fortune cookie? - Isn't it great?
I'll give you 250 if you don't finish telling me.
and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.
when was the last time you actually scored?
I love it!
Can you ever really own a horse?
"no! Stop being so aware of us!"
You wing man me, I wing man you.
- This is your car. - Keep it.
"Hot blonde, spanish class"?
There we go.
Look how gorgeous Doreen is tonight.
with someone they can have a real conversation with.
- You're like a unicorn. - I am not a unicorn.
I was thinking about how I want to squeeze in a quick gallop .
I'll be here... Rethinking my way of life.
Well, if I answer now,
Can we...
The "p" word has entered into play.
There’s an AC joke here
WHEEL OF REMORSE
- I actually have no problem with that. - I think I could do that.
It's pretty shallow.
I guess I can make an exception... Professor.
I don't like those apples.
All the condoms are faulty.
I just want to figure out how to do it and get it over with.
It burns!
Maybe it has something to do with the small parts. They’re required, but also genitals metaphors.
Problem solved.
I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable
- I always know what you mean. - Can't wait for you to meet her.