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A tree. Yes. How did you know that?
You're not helping, Terry.
A boy his age should do exactly zero primping.
The second!
'Cause from here, it looks like a turkey.
Well, I can't very well turn away fans that come backstage.
It will help me not to forget stuff. I'm glad I can help out.
I know your type. You're a bored housewife, drives a minivan,
I scooped ice cream all summer for that boom box!
593 likes and counting.
I have to go and do the matinee.
Where's Daddy?
What? You can't?
I couldn't think of anything else to say. Why not?
And on the other hand, I'm like, "Look at me in orange."
I don't know. I got call waiting. Is that an app?
I'm just playing around, Jay.
Okay, no. No, no. No, no. No. That's not helping.
Don't-
We've been standing in the frozen food aisle for half an hour.
You're a kid. You're not Nixon on the beach.
Look. I even made the paper.
Seriously? I'm right here.
Oh, well, that's a very good question.
Are you kidding me? I didn't try to steal a sweatshirt.