Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!

- You forgot to wear a costume. - Couldn't your family afford one?

You're the one who cut him in half.

Trick or treat!

...we should learn about the horror writer Jackie Collins.

- Hi, guys. - Hi, Wendy.

How could he be mad with such pretty hair?

I have to show you an educational video.

- I gotta call this hotline number. - Pinkeye.

Hope you kids like chocolate peanut butter cream puffies...

- Call the number, Kyle. - The zombies are coming.

Remember how she dissed you at the costume contest?

Sorry, but my point is, topical cream ain't gonna fix what's wrong here.

- Can we have some candy now? - What are you doing dressed like that?

- Pumpkin pails? - Check.

This call might be monitored to ensure quality service. How may I help you?

Since today is Halloween...

...Stan, for his stupid little clown-thing costume.

I know, but then I guess I just realized how stupid we would look.

With a report, a midget in a bikini.