Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Sissy. - I'll kick your ass.

- And your eyes are puffy and sticky. - Oh, no, you mean...

- Where'd you get it? - My mom. It's cool.

- He hasn't moved or said anything. - Hello, children.

And the president responded by saying, quote:

- Howdy ho, all you South Parketeers. - Howdy ho.

Mr. Torres was here for a routine checkup, Chef.

- Stan, you look pretty enough to kiss. - Yeah, you want to be my girlfriend?

I think death is least funny when it happens to a child.

Oh, my God, I killed Kenny. You bastard!

Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job...

And the award for the very best costume goes to...

How the hell do we know who the original zombie is?

It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year.

"Screw the commie bastards, and screw their space station. "

- I'm rootin'-tootin' Trey Parker. - And I'm Matt Stone.

- Very interesting. - What is it, doc?