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Captain Phillips.
Your mom is a lot like my dad.
I'm gonna take you down! [bleep] you!
You are in control of your own life.
But if it makes you feel better,
[both laughing]
Yeah. And then we go to Dairy Queen.
I choose!
I'm sitting 'cause I want to,
Well, let's just see about that.
All right. Who chooses?
Adam, say something that motivates us.
I'm gonna ask you a question.
I'm done motivating, okay, Bill?
But first, I'd like you to take Bill outside,
Sorry to interrupt. How long is this gonna take?
But you know what else I see, Bill?
- Yeah. - Oh!
Yeah.
You will never see me again. No!
♪ Let the bodies hit the ♪
Whoo!
Drop it on 'em, A-Bomb.
You're looking at two big old bozos over here, all right?
[screaming]
- Wh... - But...
I choose. Who chooses?
Off our own butts or something.
Don't you see?
My dad is the nicest guy in the world.
Kid stuff, right?
No, I know that you're mad, and I get why.
in TAC history last month.
"Hey, how do we go after this as a group, hmm?"
Look, I know you guys are upset
Okay, so you guys, what,
- No! Hey, no! - [laughs maniacally]
And it's time for you to take that fear
My... my mom drank.
And I'm gonna tell my stepsister I love her
Who wants to roar?
- Okay. - Okay.
Ah, crap.
[spits] Come on.
Now, this is the secret to everything.