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You know what?
[both blow raspberry]
It doesn't make me feel better, Bill!
Whoopsies.
- Show it to 'em. - Here we go.
I choose to shut the office down permanently.
- The Whoopsies must go on. - Oh, no, I know.
Shut your goshdarn mouths, please.
Let's go to your office and work out the details.
This place is a prison.
All: I choose!
Everything is about to change in three...
You're applauding me.
where all dreams go to die?
It's all broked.
How about we say later to that, huh?
Adam's stuck in the vending machine.
You... you see into people's souls.
the all-time lowest sales numbers
Well, you don't believe us?
Oh, yes!
I'm the author of my own life.
[light applause]
- Oh, my God. - Mmm. Mmm.
and you and you.
When I look at you,
"and world-renowned motivational speaker
I barely bite.
We have to choose our paths.
I choose.
are just fine with being unemployed?
Now there is no page seven, so you can't change.
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