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describe clash of clans. Me:
Boy, you're havin' quite a day, Super‐chief.
Not to creepin' farts, or spam farts...
Who should we target to buy ad space on Fartbook?
And it's annoying.
Here's what we've done. I am, at this point,
Except kids falling off bikes maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes
taking advantage of a growing trend was not stealing.
You were in a Godzilla movie the other dayyyy
I...
Too much, likely.
And none of this beauty's farts.
(CAT FART RECORDING PLAYING)
No one cares about your cat's farts.
Okay, Dan.
We've summoned you here today to talk about your Fartbook profile.
Y'all are too slow. Slow on the uptake.
Do you wanna know what? That's your problem right there.
Valencia.
(DAN FARTS)
I'm with the fellas on this one.
Amateurs. Money, generated from the site!
Tomorrow's gonna be a great day for hay.
It's not what you said. You better settle down over there
(FARTING)
We got a problem.
But did you actually think you were the only ones in the world to have it?
That's what I appreciate about you.
heads on down to the washroom there,
You're the other end.
I don't wanna be smelling a dude's ass all the time. Get real.
Now there's a renovation.
Well, that's their problem. Not ours.
and he says, "Hey, why don't you come take a shits in the girls' bathroom?"
(DAN FARTS)
So he's gonna think you wanna fucking wheel him.
It's very much like that, except for farts.
What are you? Some kind of fart purist?
And we want 30%.
Go.