Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah? You got a phone number for the internet, Dan?

But we own 30 percent.

Not what Fartbook is all about.

I don't give a shit about your kids

You have a bit of our attention,

#stickypapers #leafblowers #you sit on a tug #leafblower

I'll drop an Alabama Hot Pocket in your deuce maker, Charlie.

Look, y'all had a good idea, all right?

Do you wanna know what? He's right.

There was never a "The."

I don't know what happened just now.

(GROANS) Fucking sort yourselves out.

Farts should never come between the love of a man and a woman.

You drop deuces in every orifice of your body, you fuckhead!

It's everywhere.

What? We are at home.

And I went over there with my second‐cousins.

(FART RECORDINGS PLAYING)

(GRUNTING) Meritorious!

I'm not friends with Wayne yet. But I wanna be.

in every single one. That like, "Say cheese."

my second cousin's got IBS.

So, he became real popular with his friends,

Well, if you don't puts it on the internet,

Some real rectal turbulence.

I think we should pump the brakes on Fartbook.

And that's how he met his lovely Eunice.

(FARTING SOUNDS)

Stewart, I did not steal anything.

Who cares? Not Glen, right?

I heard it was Boots who fucked the ostrich. No.

How are you now?

It was very addicting.

You had a terrific idea. Congratulations.

All your allegations... All of them, completely fricken' false. Baseless.

You appreciate my metaphors, Katy.

Oh, that's because there's so many cute farts. Like I can't even keep up.