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Of what?
(GROWLS) I'm gonna get you, you fuckin' pheasant!
Well, I'm pretty sure they added me on Skypes a while back,
The fuck you will. Wondrous.
For example... (IMITATING DRUM ROLL)
Better than going into business with a meth head? One or two.
Not really sure I want one.
Each member will be able to upload three farts.
I wish Gail could hear that fart.
and I'll feed you a Kentucky Klondike Bar, you little twat.
Oh, mmm, the Ginger...
Because I like his farts?
Ain’t no reason to get excited…
'Cause you're not supposed to fart in front of girls. What?
USDA certified, 100% non‐animal tested, organic beauty.
(DAN FARTING)
Just wanted to let you know that Glen stole our website.
how they get fucked.
We're done here, Glen.
Not one. You're welcome. Thanks, buddy.
'Cause it's too complicated. It's like algebra.
how's gonna people know what you did?
Doesn't matter. She'll perform.
Oh, if a woman's not gonna love me for my farts
Yes, we will.
The kids will fucking love that shit.
If you continue to misuse Fartbook,
Who might know
Why you gotta put numbers and letters together?
Anyhow, this one time his pal texts him up,
DAN: Ready.
If you continue to misuse Fartbook,
He's a... Wait.
Those d‐gens would lap this right up.
The Ginger fucked an ostrich.
I miss it too, three‐point shoes.
I don't give a shit about your kids.
So, how are you gonna do it?
You never told me that. Did too.
You talk to her, then.
But see, I had just got that message from someone else.
But for farts?
You're not fooling me, bud.