Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's kicking up too much dust.

Why don't you suspend my fist in your ass, you little fuck.

What's the nature of that, David Suzuki?

or for me posting my bowling scores on the internet...

Go on. More than two coats of paint.

Onto number three.

YOU BETTER SETTLE DOWN OVER THERE OR I'M GONNA COME TALK TO YOU

Glen will show you.

IBS stands for Irritable Bowel Syndromes.

Or take a shit, you fuckin' degenerate.

or even worse, smellin' 'em,

Except kids falling off bikes maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes

That may be the nicest thing everybody has ever said about me.

Problem? Those are cat farts.

We should get the hockey players in on this.

Anyhoo, when he was a kid, Jackass comes out on the air,

Uh... (DAN FARTS AGAIN)

Ahem, I recommend recording through a professional studio mic

it's gonna chap a few asses but,

Gail, we've summoned you here today to talk about your Fartbook profile.

What trend? I'll tell you.

there's a fella we know right here in town who can builds us a websites

You can't just go around creeping other people's farts.

Drop the "The".

My van. WAYNE: Won't do.

Suspend my membership?