Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you ever threaten me like that again, I'll spread your cheeks
No. Fine.
You gotta tell her more than once.
Keep the ladies guessin' a little bit. Be the mystery man.
Not super farty.
That's information I's wants to know!
their farts.
You're one end.
Well, then it's a good thing you's two have each other.
No, no, no. I can do better. I wants to go again.
There is a whole site devoted to gluten‐free farts.
Right again.
Except kids falling off bikes maybe. ****, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a **** about your kids
Are you referring to Christian Fart Mingle?
This is our problem.
(STEWART CLEARS THROAT)
You know what, I don't know why you guys need everybody knowing your business anyway.
We've got another problem.
In addition, you've been updating new farts from your cat almost hourly.
No, I think you should keep it.
(FARTS)
(FARTING CONTINUES)
That is a true story.
all day. I don't give a shit about your kids.
If you can be a man at night, you can be a man in the morning.
fuck I could watch the Astros lose all day I don't give a fuck about the Astros
Gentlemen.
Some fine colon bowling.
I was on there a lot.
Cartoonish. We're in.
#leafblower #hands #cat #loudnoises
It seems as though you were just cruising through Fartbook
Really nice work, Dan. Fuck, is this awkward.
where my friends and I are doing things that no one on this farm,
But, drop the "The." Just, Fartbook. It's cleaner.
You gots a better idea?