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Agreed. And we should also get Katy into the fracas. I'll talk to her.
But, drop the "The." Just, Burpbook. It's cleaner
Instead of putting your phone on silent, you put in on silent...
If you were the inventors of Fartbook, you'd have invented Fartbook.
Suggestions?
if I do say so myself.
(WHISPERING) No... No...
We're supposed to be napping right now, boys.
Hey! Hey! Fuck it!
Exactly.
No you never. Ain't no reason to get excited.
Tear you into a Pop‐Tart!
I guarantee she'll be slower and slower to crawl into bed with you at night.
Boy howdy.
I'm coming back for everything.
If she's always listening to your ass acoustics,
too goddamn much to take that risk.
What the fuck are you looking at, you fuckin' pilon?
Once we get enough members playing the butt trumpet,
R eally Scraping The Bottom Of The Yoghurt Cup For That Nugget Of Wisdom, Aren't You?
In all fairness, Dary, that's a two‐way street.
Huh. No. Huh.
Go away. (HOARSELY) Let's go.
(WHISPERS) Nothing.
Is geo‐stamping farts a good idea?
He's gonna think that you wanna turn on the jets.
We're comin' phezzy!
SoundCloud Poop
And I like it because you can put different filters on all of your farts and it's fun.
YOU WERE TEXTING YOUR PAL ABOUT THAT ELECTRONIC ALBUM THE OTHER DAAAAAYY
(BOTH PANTING)
But, drop the "The." Just, Fartbook. It's cleaner.
Fartbook dies today.
No it isn't. It's true.
Just like...