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Who, Garrett? And Jarrett.
The rest of our attention is back at the offices of Fartbook,
Never heard it called that. Heard it called spunking one or two times...
Hmm. I'm not friends with everyone.
Not to be impolite, but you're the only one who thinks so.
We've summoned you here today to talk to you about your Fartbook profile.
Who is it, Dan? Um, Stewart.
Should be playing your cards close to your chest.
Hey! Hey!
JONESY: Katy! What is this fucking gong show?
you'll be crying for your mother, you fucking asshole.
Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.
Got a bit banged up after work the other day...
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Stick you's together and you're just stuck.
What's wrong with my van? More than a coat of paint.
Mmm... What about Boots?
Today, Fartbook is dead.
GLEN: Sad face, sad face, angry face.
No. Sending annoying messages to people
You know what, there's two things I don't like about you, and it's your face.
You know what Dad would say... Plant the corn. Get her goin'.
I'm just pushing a button. It doesn't mean anything.
How we gonna fuck this Pig?
It's not why we invented it. (SCOFFS)
without making a few sharts.
It's like Christian Mingle, but for farts.
I'm talking about Fart culture, Stewart. It's all the rage.
No ads then.
send it out to a test audience, before it goes live.