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We need to talk to Gail.
Wow.
Hold your horses there. Let's put this to a vote.
That right there was an air biscuit.
And your friends' farts.
but when he opens the bathroom door, what does he find?
spike the likelihood of having sex with girls.
They raised three little shits. So...
Now suck on your Sutro filter...
Yes.
I really like the placement of the fizzler at the end.
or after you're done doing it?
If you want to sit on our backs and call yourselves tall,
They're not. They are just a cat or a kid fart.
So, what are you saying?
Skip that middle man. Right, we'll skip the middle man.
That was a real ass flapper, if I do say so, myself.
are intellectually, creatively, artistically,
Who, Garrett? No, Jarett.
Stake about five to 10% offer over there squarely down. Yeah. No. Huh?
I... I just...
Step one, we got to builds us a website.
We built the site.
Now hold your good goddamn horses here, let's put it to a vote, those for...
What the truck is wrong with that?
Hard no.
Like why you gotta put everything on the internet, while you're doing it,
It's not my cat. It's just a barn cat.
Those for closing down Fartbook, raise your hands.
Of course it is. Popcorn, fart location, movie theater.
No one: Me:
So, yeah, I'll just show you how it works.